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COMEBACKS
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
COMEBACKS
Your face makes onions cry.
COMEBACKS
Don’t worry about me. Worry about your eyebrows.
COMEBACKS
Where’d you get your clothes, girl, American Apparently Not?
COMEBACKS
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
COMEBACKS
You’re not stupid! You just have bad luck when you’re thinking.
COMEBACKS
Isn’t there a bullet somewhere you could be jumping in front of?
COMEBACKS
I’d slap you but I don’t want to make your face look any better.
COMEBACKS
Have a nice day, somewhere else.
COMEBACKS
Everyone’s entitled to act stupid once in a while, but you really abuse the privilege.
COMEBACKS
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.
COMEBACKS
Your family tree must be a cactus ‘cause you’re all a bunch of pricks.
COMEBACKS
If I threw a stick, you’d leave, right?
COMEBACKS
Somewhere out there, there's a tree working very hard to produce oxygen so that you can breathe. I think you should go and apologize to it.
COMEBACKS
You look like a ‘before’ picture.
COMEBACKS
Light travels faster than sound which is why you seemed bright until you spoke.
COMEBACKS
Hold still. I’m trying to imagine you with personality.
COMEBACKS
You are the human version of period cramps.
COMEBACKS
Don’t get bitter, just get better.
COMEBACKS
What doesn’t kill you, disappoints me.
COMEBACKS
Aww, it’s so cute when you try to talk about things you don’t understand.
COMEBACKS
Hey, your village called – they want their idiot back.
COMEBACKS
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all stupid people.
COMEBACKS
I am returning your nose. I found it in my business.
COMEBACKS
Good story, but in what chapter do you shut up?
COMEBACKS
There are some remarkably dumb people in this world. Thanks for helping me understand that.
COMEBACKS
You’re about as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle.
COMEBACKS
You’ll never be the man your mom is.
COMEBACKS
You need a kiss on the neck from a crocodile.
COMEBACKS
May both sides of your pillow be uncomfortably warm.