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COMEBACKS
You’re the reason God created the middle finger.
COMEBACKS
Your secrets are always safe with me. I never even listen when you tell me them.
COMEBACKS
You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.
COMEBACKS
I may love to shop but I will never buy your bull.
COMEBACKS
I’d give you a nasty look but you’ve already got one.
COMEBACKS
Someday you’ll go far. I hope you stay there.
COMEBACKS
Were you born this stupid or did you take lessons?
COMEBACKS
The people who tolerate you on a daily basis are the real heroes.
COMEBACKS
You should really come with a warning label.
COMEBACKS
I don’t know what your problem is, but I’m guessing it’s hard to pronounce.
COMEBACKS
If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I’d fart.
COMEBACKS
It’s kind of hilarious watching you try to fit your entire vocabulary into one sentence.
COMEBACKS
You look like something that came out of a slow cooker.
COMEBACKS
I will ignore you so hard you will start doubting your existence.
COMEBACKS
Feed your own ego. I’m busy.
COMEBACKS
I’ll never forget the first time we met. But I’ll keep trying.
COMEBACKS
You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
COMEBACKS
I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.
COMEBACKS
You are so full of shit, the toilet’s jealous.
COMEBACKS
You are so full of shit, the toilet’s jealous.
COMEBACKS
Stupidity isn't a crime, so you’re free to go.
COMEBACKS
I’ve been called worse by better.
COMEBACKS
Don’t you get tired of putting makeup on your two faces every morning?
COMEBACKS
Too bad you can’t Photoshop your ugly personality.
COMEBACKS
Do your parents even realize they’re living proof that two wrongs don’t make a right?
COMEBACKS
Jesus might love you, but everyone else definitely thinks you’re an idiot.
COMEBACKS
Please just tell me you don’t plan to home-school your kids.
COMEBACKS
You see that door? I want you on the other side of it.
COMEBACKS
You’re like the end pieces of a loaf of bread. Everyone touches you, but nobody wants you.
COMEBACKS
If you’re going to act like a turd, go lay on the yard.