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KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Two knee.
Two knee who?
Two-knee fish!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!
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Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plain later!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me get inside?
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little money please.
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson TV right now?
i am not happy about this spam thread.
even thou i have 2 balls.
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The world's first computer programmer was Ada Lovelace, who wrote the first algorithm for Charles Babbage's Analytical Engine.
The first computer virus was created in 1983 and was called the "Elk Cloner."
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anee.
Anee who?
Anee one you like!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dish is a nice place!
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so here I am!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
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Who’s there?
Althea.
Althea who?
Althea later alligator!
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Who’s there?
Arfur.
Arfur who?
Arfur got!
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know. I forgot.
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t knock on random doors, but I had to meet you!
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Who’s There?
Imma.
Imma who?
Imma getting older waiting for you to open up!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yukon.
Yukon who?
Yukon say that again!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Viper.
Viper who?
Viper nose, it’s running!
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
CD.
CD who?
CD person on your doorstep?
2 balls who?
SPAM is what's for every meal here though, right?