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KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
Nah, I’m more into almonds.
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
I mustache you a question.
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
Cows don’t go who, they go moo!
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking for 10 minutes!
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel working?
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold enough out here to go ice skating!
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
Wait, you don’t know who you are?
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
A man da fix your door!
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a hug if you open this door!
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amish.
Amish who?
You're not a shoe!
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alfie.
Alfie who?
Alfie terrible if you don’t let me in!
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alien.
Alien who?
Um, how many aliens do you know?
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Andrew.
Andrew who?
Andrew a picture!
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the tub, I'm dwowning.
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Armageddon.
Armageddon who?
Armageddon a little bored. Let’s go out.
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire a path, I’m coming through!
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a text. Did you get it?
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Somebody too short to ring the doorbell!
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it’s cold outside!
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor you let me in or I'll climb through the window.
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abbot.
Abbot who?
Abbot you don’t know who this is!
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us, so open it!
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can go hang out?
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kirtch.
Kirtch who?
God bless you!
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner.
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock knock.
Who’s There?
Impatient cow.
Impatient cow wh-?
Mooooo!
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?
Sadie magic word and I’ll come in!
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Will you remember me in a minute?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
You didn’t remember me!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iona.
Iona who?
Iona new toy!