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KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing telling jokes right now? Don’t you have things to do?
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie way you can let me in?
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business!
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help right now!
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come out now?
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iran.
Iran who?
Iran here. I’m tired!
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito. Look, right there!
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Some.
Some who?
Maybe some day you’ll recognize me!
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the sink. I need to use it!
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better way to get to you.
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
Actually, it’s to whom.
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Razor hands, this is a stick up!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alectricity. BUZZ!
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No I’m not!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amarillo.
Amarillo who?
Amarillo nice person.
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice snack be eaten?
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let me in, it’s chilly out!
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t give me some candy!
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you!
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke.
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cher.
Cher who?
Cher would be nice if you opened the door!
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is stuck. Open up!
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing and let me in!
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you. Give me your money!
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you looking at me!
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are?