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The first recorded game of baseball was played in 1846 in Hoboken, New Jersey.
The first recorded use of the word "nerd" was in the Dr. Seuss book "If I Ran the Zoo" in 1950.
The world's oldest known recipe is for beer and dates back to around 3,900 BCE in ancient Sumeria.
The shortest war in history lasted between Britain and Zanzibar in 1896, lasting only 38-45 minutes.
The longest hiccuping spree lasted 68 years.
The shortest war in history was between Britain and Zanzibar on August 27, 1896, lasting only 38 minutes.
The first computer mouse was made of wood.
The first email was sent by Ray Tomlinson in 1971, and it simply said "QWERTYUIOP."
The first domain name ever registered was symbolics.com.
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel…that’s why I knocked!
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome.
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peep hole and find out.
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s not working!
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do too!
Hi noob200
I have 2 balls.
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, a cow says mooooo!
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hal.
Hal who?
Hal will you know if you don’t open the door?
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alice.
Alice who?
Alice fair in love and war.
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me!
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get that for me please!
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
Hey, you can yodel!
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Euripides.
Euripides who?
Euripides clothes, you pay for them!
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you.
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use. The joke is over.
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m good. Hawaii you?
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Glad you’re excited, too!
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
I didn’t know you were an owl!
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Let me in! Anita borrow something.