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JOKES FOR KIDS
What is an elf’s favorite kind of music?
Wrap music.
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What kind of photos do elves take?
Elfies.
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What do road crews use at the North Pole?
Snow cones.
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Why did Rudolph get a bad grade on his report card?
Because he went down in history.
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What wears a red suit and goes, “Oh, oh, oh”?
Santa walking backwards.
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Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank.
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What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with a computer?
A pine-apple.
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In what year does New Year’s Day come before Christmas?
Every year.
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What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa like to ride?
A Holly Davidson.
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Why are Christmas trees bad at sewing?
Because they always drop their needles.
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What do you get when Santa becomes a detective?
Santa clues.
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Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
He was having a bad hare day.
Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2-6 years of age.
14% of all facts and statistics are made up and 27% of people know that fact.
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How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
With a hare dryer.
Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
Eskimos have over 15 words for the English word of 'Snow'
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How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise.
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Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
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How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?
Just look for the gray hares.
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What do you call a bunny who isn’t smart?
A hare brain.
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What’s the best way to catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on him.
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What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
They lived hoppily ever after.
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What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline.
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Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a good joke?
It might crack up.
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What did one colored egg say to the other?
Heard any good yolks lately?
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What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?
A funny bunny.
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What is a rabbit’s favorite dance?
The Bunny Hop.
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What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?
14 carrot gold.