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JOKES FOR KIDS
Why was the turkey the drummer in the band?
Because he had drumsticks.
JOKES FOR KIDS
What’s the best thing to put into pumpkin pie?
Your teeth.
JOKES FOR KIDS
What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot.
JOKES FOR KIDS
Why did the Pilgrims sail from England to America?
Because they missed their plane.
On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.
Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
The top butterfly flight speed is 12 miles per hour. Some moths can fly 25 miles per hour!
JOKES FOR KIDS
When the Pilgrims landed, where did they stand?
On their feet.
JOKES FOR KIDS
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play.
JOKES FOR KIDS
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
A har-vest.
JOKES FOR KIDS
If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
Their age.
JOKES FOR KIDS
Where do you find a turkey with no legs?
Where you left it.
JOKES FOR KIDS
What do you call it when it rains turkeys?
Foul weather.
JOKES FOR KIDS
Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?
To hatch-et.
JOKES FOR KIDS
What kind of music did Pilgrims listen to?
Plymouth Rock.
JOKES FOR KIDS
What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?
Your nose.
JOKES FOR KIDS
Why do turkeys always say, “gobble, gobble”?
Because they never learned good table manners.
JOKES FOR KIDS
What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.
JOKES FOR KIDS
How does a snowman lose weight?
He waits for the weather to get warmer.
The Brimstone butterfly (Gonepterix rhamni) has the longest lifetime of the adult butterflies: 9-10 months.
Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to s-l-o-w film down so you could see his moves.
A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.
Representations of butterflies are seen in Egyptian frescoes at Thebes, which are 3,500 years old.
JOKES FOR KIDS
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
JOKES FOR KIDS
What do you call a reindeer with bad manners?
Rude-olph.
JOKES FOR KIDS
Why does Santa work at the North Pole?
Because the penguins kicked him out of the South Pole.
JOKES FOR KIDS
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Snow.
JOKES FOR KIDS
How does a sheep say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
It needed to be trimmed.