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JOKES FOR KIDS
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
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What instrument does a skeleton play?
The trom-bone.
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Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Day-scare centers.
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Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no body to go with.
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What candy do you eat on the playground?
Recess pieces.
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How do ghosts wash their hair?
With sham-boo.
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What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school?
Spelling.
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What’s big, scary and has three wheels?
A monster on a tricycle.
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Why don’t vampires have more friends?
Because they are a pain in the neck.
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What position does a ghost play in hockey?
Ghoulie
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What do you call a witch who goes to the beach?
A sand-witch.
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What do you give a vampire when he’s sick?
Coffin drops.
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What kinds of pants do ghosts wear?
Boo-jeans.
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Who isn't hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey—he’s already stuffed.
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Can a turkey jump higher than Mount Everest?
Yes, because a building can’t jump at all.
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Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside.
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What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
The letter g.
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What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
The tur-key.
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Where does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
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Why did pilgrims’ pants always fall down?
Because they wore their belt buckle on their hat.
Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.
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What do turkeys and teddy bears have in common?
They both have stuffing.
By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand.
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What key won't open any door?
A turkey.
The glue on Israeli postage is certified kosher.
In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.
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Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.
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Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
It was stuck on the turkey's foot.
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Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To show he wasn't a chicken.
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What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.