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JOKES FOR KIDS
Why didn’t the skeleton go to school?
His heart wasn’t in it.
Ramses brand condom is named after the great pharaoh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children.
Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
JOKES FOR KIDS
How does a vampire start a letter?
Tomb it may concern...
The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it.
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What is a monster’s favorite dessert?
I scream.
In York, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow (except on Sundays)
No piece of square dry paper can be folded in half more than 7 times
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What monster plays tricks on Halloween?
Prank-enstein.
The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.
The Beetham Tower cost over £150 million to build.
JOKES FOR KIDS
What kind of music do mummies love?
Wrap music.
The Beetham Tower has 47 floors.
JOKES FOR KIDS
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
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What does a witch use to do her hair?
Scarespray.
An average human loses about 200 head hairs per day.
Mexico City sinks about 10 inches a year
It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
JOKES FOR KIDS
What room does a ghost not need?
A living room.
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What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A blood hound.
In France, a five year old child can buy an alcoholic drink in a bar
JOKES FOR KIDS
What is a ghost’s nose full of?
Boo-gers.
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What do birds say on Halloween?
Trick or tweet.
During the chariot scene in "Ben Hur," a small red car can be seen in the distance.
JOKES FOR KIDS
Are black cats bad luck?
Sure, if you’re a mouse.
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How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?
A pumpkin patch.
JOKES FOR KIDS
When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
When you’re a mouse.
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What do you call two witches living together?
Broommates.
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What happens when a vampire goes in the snow?
Frost bite
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Why did the zombie skip school?
He was feeling rotten.