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JOKES FOR KIDS
What do you call a cow that won't give milk?
A milk dud.
JOKES FOR KIDS
Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze.
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What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.
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Where do polar bears vote?
The North Poll
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What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Ouch!
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Why did the snake cross the road?
To get to the other ssside.
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Why are fish so smart?
Because they live in schools.
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What did the ocean say to the pirate?
Nothing, it just waved.
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Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank?
Because they’ll just wash up on shore later.
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What happened when Bluebeard fell overboard in the Red Sea?
He got marooned.
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How did the pirate get his flag so cheaply?
He bought it on sail.
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What has 8 legs, 8 arms, and 8 eyes?
8 pirates.
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How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?
About a buck an ear.
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Why is pirating so addictive?
They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked.
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How do pirates know that they are pirates?
They think, therefore they arrr.
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What is a cat's favorite color?
Purrr-ple.
And this comment marks me on 1000th comment on this whole post
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What song does a cat like best?
Three Blind Mice.
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Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum.
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What kind of kitten works for the Red Cross?
A first-aid kit.
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Why are cats good at video games?
Because they have nine lives.
Mercury is the only planet whose orbit is coplanar with its equator.
In 1958 Entomologist W.G. Bruce published a list of Arthropod references in the Bible. The most frequently named bugs from the Bible are: Locust: 24, Moth: 11, Grasshopper: 10, Scorpion: 10, Caterpillar: 9, and Bee: 4.
People eat insects – called "Entomophagy"(people eating bugs) – it has been practiced for centuries throughout Africa, Australia, Asia, the Middle East, and North, Central and South America. Why? Because many bugs are both protein-rich and good sources of vitamins, minerals and fats.
Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave. Go on, try it then
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What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
"Me-ow."
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What is the difference between a cat that got photocopied and a cat that follows you?
One is a cat copy; the other is a copy cat.
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What do you get when you cross a ball and a cat?
A fur ball.
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What's a cat's favorite magazine?
A cat-alogue.
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What cat likes living in water?
An octo-puss.