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The male seahorse carries the eggs until they hatch instead of the female.
Negative emotions such as anxiety and depression can weaken your immune system.
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Yo Mama so small her best friend is an ant.
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Yo Mama so old God signed her yearbook.
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Yo Mama so short she has to hold a sign up that says, "Don't spit, I can't swim."
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Yo Mama so small she has to slam-dunk her bus fare.
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Yo Mama so old she rode dinosaurs to school.
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Yo Mama so old her memory is in black and white.
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Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?
Because it had more cents.
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Why is the obtuse triangle always so frustrated?
Because it’s never right.
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Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
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Why was the equal sign so humble?
Because he wasn’t greater than or less than anyone else.
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What do you call guys who love math?
Algebros.
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How do you stay warm in any room?
Go to the corner—it’s always 90 degrees.
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Why was the fraction nervous about marrying the decimal?
Because he would have to convert.
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Are monsters good at math?
Not unless you count Dracula.
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Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems.
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Why does nobody talk to circles?
Because there’s no point.
Stephen Hawking was born exactly 300 years after Galileo died.
Mercury is the only planet whose orbit is coplanar with its equator.
The Morgan's Sphinx Moth from Madagascar has a proboscis (tube mouth) that is 12 to 14 inches long to get the nectar from the bottom of a 12 inch deep orchid discovered by Charles Darwin.
Some moths never eat anything as adults because they don't have mouths. They must live on the energy they stored as caterpillars.
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Why couldn't the pony sing a lullaby?
She was a little horse.
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What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon.
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Why don’t elephants chew gum?
They do, just not in public.
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What did the banana say to the dog?
Bananas can’t talk.
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How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten-tickles.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bull-dozer.
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How do you fit more pigs on a farm?
Build a sty-scraper.
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What did the farmer call the cow that had no milk?
An udder failure.