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13% of Americans actually believe that some parts of the moon are made of cheese.
JOKES FOR KIDS
What did the limestone say to the geologist?
Don’t take me for granite.
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Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull.
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What kind of water can’t freeze?
Hot water.
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What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree.
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What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore.
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What is fast, loud and crunchy?
A rocket chip.
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Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
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What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield.
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What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells.
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What did one plate say to the other plate?
Dinner is on me.
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Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
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When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look?Because when you find it, you stop looking.
The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
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What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
Fish that live more than 800 meters below the ocean surface don't have eyes.
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What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Hoppy Birthday.
Butterflies range in size from a tiny 1/8 inch to a huge almost 12 inches.
Some Case Moth caterpillars (Psychidae) build a case around themselves that they always carry with them. It is made of silk and pieces of plants or soil.
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What’s the one thing will you get every year on your birthday, guaranteed?
A year older.
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Why do candles always go on the top of cakes?
Because it's hard to light them from the bottom.
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What do cakes and baseball teams have in common?
They both need a good batter.
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What goes up but never comes down?
Your age.
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What does every birthday end with?
The letter Y.
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What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It's roar birthday.
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Why did the girl put her cake in the freezer?
She wanted to ice it.
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Does a green candle burn longer than a pink one?
No, they both burn shorter.
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Why did the little girl hit her birthday cake with a hammer?
It was a pound cake.
Most household dust is made of dead skin cells.
One in eight million people has progeria, a disease that causes people to grow faster than they age.