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JOKES FOR KIDS
What is a computer's favorite snack?
Computer chips.
JOKES FOR KIDS
What did one volcano say to the other?
I lava you.
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How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
It waves.
Jupiter has over 70 moons.
It's legal for anyone over 5 years old to drink alcohol in the UK.
In space, you don't need welding materials to get two metals to fuse. They will do it on their own if you place them close enough together.
More photos were taken in the past seven years than in all of the previous history.
JOKES FOR KIDS
What is a tornado’s favorite game to play?
Twister.
JOKES FOR KIDS
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
JOKES FOR KIDS
How do you talk to a giant?
Use big words.
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What animal is always at a baseball game?
A bat.
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What falls in winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
JOKES FOR KIDS
What did the Dalmatian say after lunch?
That hit the spot.
JOKES FOR KIDS
Why did the kid cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
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What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 detour.
Cows have best friends and they get stressed when they are separated.
The phrase "hands down" comes from horseracing. It refers to a jockey who's so far ahead that he can afford to drop his hands and loosen the reins (usually kept tight to encourage a horse to run) and still easily win.
You don't need to wait 24 hours to file a missing person report.
A jail for polar bears exists.
Whale sharks have teeth on their eyeballs.
During World War 2 the US created a bomb that used live bats.
There are only two countries in the world that use the color purple in their flag.
Most of the visible stars you see in the night sky are binary stars - two stars orbiting each other.
JOKES FOR KIDS
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because he felt crummy.
JOKES FOR KIDS
Why was the baby strawberry crying?
Because her mom and dad were in a jam.
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What did the little corn say to the mama corn?
Where is pop corn?
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How do you make a lemon drop?
Just let it fall.
Possums have one of the shortest pregnancies at 16 days. The shortest human pregnancy to produce a healthy baby was 22 weeks, 6 days -- the baby was the length of a ballpoint pen.
Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
The most poisonous spider is the black widow. Its venom is more potent than a rattlesnake's.