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JOKES FOR KIDS
How does a scientist freshen her breath?
With experi-mints.
Cosmic Latte is the average color of the universe.
Ancient Romans used urine as mouthwash.
In 1919, a wave a molasses rushed through the streets of Boston killing 21 people and injuring 150.
Firefighters sometimes use wetting agents to make water wetter.
A town in Pennsylvania has had an uncontrolled fire burning since 1962.
Sharks have no bones.
George Washington never knew dinosaurs existed.
The phrase "hands down" comes from horseracing. It refers to a jockey who's so far ahead that he can afford to drop his hands and loosen the reins (usually kept tight to encourage a horse to run) and still easily win.
McDonald’s once made bubblegum-flavored broccoli
A woodpecker's tongue wraps around its brain.
The US has lost 6 nuclear weapons.
Camels originated in North America.
While Mount Everest is the highest altitude mountain, the tallest mountain on earth is Mauna Kea.
Cows have best friends and they get stressed when they are separated.
90% of the world's population lives in the Northern Hemisphere.
Tommy Fitzpatrick stole a small plane in 1956 from New Jersey on a bet and then landed it on the narrow street in front of the bar where he had been drinking in Manhattan. Two years later, he did it again after someone didn't believe he had done it the first time.
The founder of Match.com, Gary Kremen, lost his girlfriend to another man she met on Match.com
Australia once lost a war to emus (the birds).
In space, you don't need welding materials to get two metals to fuse. They will do it on their own if you place them close enough together.
There are some spiders that keep tiny frogs as pets to stop pests that try to eat the spider's eggs.
You don't need to wait 24 hours to file a missing person report.
Whale sharks have teeth on their eyeballs.
It took Erno Rubik, the creator of the Rubik’s Cube, about one month to solve the cube after he created it.
Australia exports camels to the Middle East.
A Georgia teacher who bought a $400 travel insurance policy was rewarded $10,000 because she read the fine print of the contract.
People living in the southern hemisphere see the moon upside down compared to people living in the northern hemisphere.
The first can opener wasn't invented until almost 50 years after the invention of the can.
JOKES FOR KIDS
What building in your town has the most stories?
The public library.
JOKES FOR KIDS
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm.