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A group of whales is called a pod.
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“Within you, I lose myself. Without you, I find myself wanting to become lost again.” – Unknown
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“Every day and night, my mind is filled with thoughts of you. As long as the sun continues to shine, you can be sure that my heart will remain yours.” – Unknown
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“Ned, I would love to stand here and talk with you—but I’m not going to.”
—Phil Connors (Bill Murray), Groundhog Day
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“When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.”
—Erma Bombeck
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“I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.”
—Phyllis Diller
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“Never follow anyone else’s path. Unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path. Then by all means follow that path.”
—Ellen DeGeneres
@markw how old are you ?
Bumblebees have hair on their eyes.
The word “Android” means a human with a male robot appearance.
Triton, one of Neptune’s moons, is gradually getting closer to the planet it orbits.
The Earth is the only planet in our solar system not named after either a Greek or Roman God.
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“Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’”
—Anonymous
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“I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with ’em later."
—Mitch Hedberg
Next up, I am gonna list a few corny jokes.
Kiss means “pee” in Swedish.
In New Jersey, it’s illegal to wear a bulletproof vest while committing a violent crime.
The most leaves ever found on a single clover is 56.
There is actually a difference between coffins and caskets – coffins are typically tapered and six-sided, while caskets are rectangular.
Yah, I woke up to the stats page on fire. Been slacking off the past few days to concentrate on projects that I had sidelined to post here. Anyways, glad to know that you are right now concentrating on the Xbox. Good luck, Frank.
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“Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room.”
—President Merkin Muffley (Peter Sellers), Dr. Strangelove
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“My mother always used to say: The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.”
—Rose (Betty White), The Golden Girls
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“Halloween is the beginning of the holiday shopping season. That’s for women. The beginning of the holiday shopping season for men is Christmas Eve.”
—David Letterman
Kind of a silly law don't you think ?
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“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
—Jack Handey
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Bob: “Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.”
Peter: “I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob.”
—Bob (Paul Wilson) and Peter (Ron Livingston), Office Space
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“Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society.”
—Mark Twain
So I should not say "kiss me here" in Sweden, right ?
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“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.”
—Will Ferrell
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“I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”
—Rita Rudner