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What can tourists do on a $65 tour of gang turf in Los Angeles? Purchase a postcard, t-shirt, and some crystal meth!
The gentle rain brings a sense of calm, washing away stress and worry.
Why did Santa divorce Mrs. Claus? Because she was a ho ho ho.
You can consider yourself lucky in life, if the cognac you drink is older than the woman that you're sleeping with.
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The rain transforms the cityscape into a canvas of reflections and colors.
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The rhythmic sound of rain on a tent creates a cozy ambiance for campers.
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I don't think I'll be able to get my Mom what she really wants on Mother's Day – a doctor for a son-in-law.
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What do you get when you cross a snoman and a vampire? Frost bite.
Why did God put men on the Earth? Becuase a vibrator can't mow the lawn.
A sudden downpour catches pedestrians off guard, sending them scattering for cover.
I lost my weed in a series of small fires.
Raindrops cling to the tendrils of ivy, transforming walls into living art.
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A photographer captures the ephemeral beauty of rain-soaked landscapes.
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