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What is Gods favorite car? A Prius.
WELCOME TO PAGE 968 !!
Sure women live longer than men, but we spend that extra time at awkward bridal and baby showers wishing we were dead, so I feel like it's a fair trade.
Where do snowmen go to donate their sperm? The snowbank.
Don't drink and drive, might hit a bump and spill it.
I hope whoever invented Cool Ranch Doritos got a Nobel Peace Prize.
I'm having this recurring dream where I think I'm a horse. Last five nights on the trot...
3-year-old: stares at the baby What does it do? Me: Nothing yet. She's not here to entertain you. 3: Me: 3: Can we get one that is?
Call your dad now and ask him what the wifi password is so he has time to find the little paper it's written on before Thanksgiving.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was on the other side.
Why can't the Christmas tree stand up? It doesn't have legs.
What is a video game characters favorite method of brawling? Hitboxing!
I could tell my parents hated me, my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
The distant cheers of a sports game add an air of excitement to an afternoon at the park.
I read somewhere that Alligators only have to eat once every three weeks... if only that Disney Alligator could have waited one more day.
I really didn't like getting lost on a campsite in the dark. I was feeling tents...
A city square transforms into an open-air cinema for a movie night under the moonlit sky.
I am so old I can tell the same joke on facebook every day. Some of my friends are so old, they will think it is a new joke every day.
A historical district reveals its charm through cobblestone streets, vintage boutiques, and architectural marvels.
Where did the IT guy go? He probably ransomeware.
I'm pretty sober, but I'm prettier drunk.
Crickets chirp in the evening, marking the transition from day to night in the tranquil countryside.
An urban muralist transforms a blank wall into a masterpiece, drawing admiration from passersby.
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"If anything is worth doing, do it with all your heart."
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"It is easy to see the faults of others, but difficult to see one’s own faults. One shows the faults of others like chaff winnowed in the wind, but one conceals one’s own faults as a cunning gambler conceals his dice."
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"Meditation brings wisdom; lack of meditation leaves ignorance."
The earthy scent of petrichor lingers after a refreshing rain, rejuvenating the surroundings.
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"When you attain victory over yourself, not even the gods can turn it into defeat."
A city square hosts a lively street performance, captivating an audience with its artistic flair.
A coastal boardwalk offers a scenic view, the rhythmic waves providing a soothing backdrop.