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  • I have three kids, one of each.

  • How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell BINGO!

  • In a suburban cul-de-sac, children gather for a game of street hockey, the sound of skates on pavement filling the air.

  • There are too many suicide jokes, end it.

  • The world’s longest place name has 85 letters & is located in New Zealand.

  • Not to go get technical, but according to chemistry, alcohol is solution.

  • The distant hum of an airplane overhead symbolizes the connectivity of a globalized world.

  • An amateur beekeeper and a group of scientists found that wax worms are capable of eating and breaking down plastic bags. The settings of a wax worm’s stomach can be recreated to safely dispose of plastic bags and bottles.

  • Long ago, people chewed on tree bark as a method of pain relief. Willow bark has a high amount of salicylic acid, an ingredient still used in aspirin today.

  • The oldest “your mom” joke was discovered on a 3,500-year-old Babylonian tablet in Iraq in 1976. The tablet has since been lost, but the text remains preserved.

  • A cozy living room transforms into a home theater as a family settles in for a movie night.

  • WELCOME TO PAGE 931 - THIS IS WHERE FRANK TAKES HIS LEAVE !!!

  • A city park hosts a diverse yoga class, participants finding solace and flexibility amidst nature.

  • Republicans & Democrats are like divorced parents who care more about getting the kids to hate the other one than they are their well-being.

  • The sound of waves crashing against a rocky shoreline creates a soothing soundtrack by the sea.

  • How old would you be if you didn't know how old you were ?

  • Kangaroos keep growing until they die. They are the world’s largest marsupial.

  • A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins, I thought "That's a turtle disaster".

  • In 1923, a jockey suffered a fatal heart attack, but his horse finished and won the race, making him the first and only jockey to win a race after death.

  • A bustling city market offers an array of fresh produce, artisanal goods, and handmade crafts.

  • A red blood cell takes only about 20 seconds to make a complete circuit through your body.

  • Iceland was chosen as the training ground for Apollo astronauts because it was the most “moonlike” surface.

  • A book club meets in a local library, passionate readers discussing the latest literary masterpiece.

  • A group of friends embarks on a road trip, navigating winding roads and discovering hidden gems along the way.

  • A polygon with 30 sides is a triacontagon.

  • The shower-curtain effect is the phenomenon in which a shower curtain gets blown inward with a running shower. Scientists don’t know what causes this.

  • The distant howl of a wolf in a dense forest adds an air of mystery to the wilderness.

  • The KKK headquarters were purchased by the Catholic Church and then turned into a church.

  • After a waitress at a pizzeria helped a customer choose the numbers for a winning lottery ticket in 1984, he “tipped” her $3,000,000 – half of his $6,000,000 prize money.

  • A historic cathedral, with its towering spires, becomes a landmark in the heart of the city.

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