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  • Cookie Monster’s real name is Sid.

  • Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

  • Why did God create stock analysts? In order to make weather forecasters look good.

  • A coastal promenade becomes a haven for joggers, cyclists, and those seeking a leisurely seaside stroll.

  • They say St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland. I wonder if he could do that for Congress.

  • The vibrant hues of a sunset cast a warm glow on a quiet beach, as waves gently lap the shore.

  • To a young housewife: remember that a small bottle of vodka not only will decorate the table but also will hide your cooking mistakes.

  • A community center hosts a multicultural festival, celebrating diversity through music, dance, and food.

  • I am one bottle of shower gel away from being able to open my own Christmas gift shop in my shower.

  • Every day I spend a few hours on a running track. Next week I might even turn it on.

  • Comedian Mitch Hedberg never passed on a job, having been told “no” so often early in his career that he felt like if he didn’t say “yes,” he might not be given the opportunity to perform again.

  • PewdDePie, I used to be a fan but now I am a air conditioner.

  • The aroma of freshly baked bread wafts from a local bakery, drawing in passersby with its enticing scent.

  • At any given moment, there are 1,800 thunderstorms happening on Earth. This amounts to 16 million storms each year.

  • Nobody puts Baby in a corner.

  • March 3rd is known as “What if Cats and Dogs Had Opposable Thumbs Day.”

  • While writing the famous song “Hallelujah,” Leonard Cohen originally wrote 80 verses for the song, which he sometimes interchanges in and out depending on where he’s playing.

  • A university campus springs to life during orientation week, with students exploring campus and making new friends.

  • A lakeside cabin, surrounded by towering trees, offers a secluded retreat for nature enthusiasts.

  • It's been raining for 3 days without stopping. My wife is in depression, she is standing and looking through the window. If the rain doesn't stop tomorrow, I'll have to let her in.

  • People can suffer from a psychological disorder called Boanthropy that makes them believe they are a cow.

  • The problem with trouble shooting is that trouble shoots back.

  • The clatter of keyboards and soft murmurs fill a coworking space, as freelancers and entrepreneurs work side by side.

  • Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree. That makes it a plant. Therefore, chocolate is salad. Happy Easter!

  • Q: What did the peanut butter say to the bread? A: Quit loafing aroun

  • A hidden garden in the heart of the city provides a serene escape from the hustle and bustle.

  • The distant silhouette of a hot air balloon against a morning sky adds a touch of whimsy to the horizon.

  • Surprised they wouldn't accept my Oyster card in the local Shell station.

  • Why do Eskimos build Igloos with a hole out front? So you can see Inuit.

  • I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

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