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  • this will atleast goto 2000 pages i guess

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  • @SillyGoose said:
    this will atleast goto 2000 pages i guess

    Probably not that much, but who knows what the future holds.

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  • @FrankZ said:

    @MrEd said:

    @FrankZ said:

    WELCOME TO PAGE 880 - THE GANGS ALL HERE, WELL EXCEPT FOR noob404 !!

    Most of the gang is here, but we don't have our Chef here :(

    He seems to be working on getting more inventory available this month. France, Ashburn, I wonder where will be next.

    Hopefully he will whip up some really good ones before this thread ends

    France is interesting, I would have ordered something, but you have to pay extra for that :( So I decided to save some cash for better deals :)

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  • @FrankZ said:
    At Comic Con, all I could think was how happy these people's moms must be to have the house to themselves for a few hours.

    Thats a good one! :D

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  • @MrEd said:

    @FrankZ said:

    @MrEd said:

    @FrankZ said:

    WELCOME TO PAGE 880 - THE GANGS ALL HERE, WELL EXCEPT FOR noob404 !!

    Most of the gang is here, but we don't have our Chef here :(

    He seems to be working on getting more inventory available this month. France, Ashburn, I wonder where will be next.

    Hopefully he will whip up some really good ones before this thread ends

    France is interesting, I would have ordered something, but you have to pay extra for that :( So I decided to save some cash for better deals :)

    I did order one. you are right they are a bit expensive with the add on. What are they doing in the EU to make prices go up so much more over there, I could not tell you.

  • @MrEd said:

    @FrankZ said:
    At Comic Con, all I could think was how happy these people's moms must be to have the house to themselves for a few hours.

    Thats a good one! :D

    There are a few good ones hidden among the coal.

  • @FrankZ said:

    @MrEd said:

    @FrankZ said:

    @MrEd said:

    @FrankZ said:

    WELCOME TO PAGE 880 - THE GANGS ALL HERE, WELL EXCEPT FOR noob404 !!

    Most of the gang is here, but we don't have our Chef here :(

    He seems to be working on getting more inventory available this month. France, Ashburn, I wonder where will be next.

    Hopefully he will whip up some really good ones before this thread ends

    France is interesting, I would have ordered something, but you have to pay extra for that :( So I decided to save some cash for better deals :)

    I did order one. you are right they are a bit expensive with the add on. What are they doing in the EU to make prices go up so much more over there, I could not tell you.

    Its strange, not long ago when someone would ask for prices in US like in Hetzner, everyone would say it is impossible, but now EU starts to be more expensive than US...

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  • @MrEd said:

    @FrankZ said:

    @MrEd said:

    @FrankZ said:

    @MrEd said:

    @FrankZ said:

    WELCOME TO PAGE 880 - THE GANGS ALL HERE, WELL EXCEPT FOR noob404 !!

    Most of the gang is here, but we don't have our Chef here :(

    He seems to be working on getting more inventory available this month. France, Ashburn, I wonder where will be next.

    Hopefully he will whip up some really good ones before this thread ends

    France is interesting, I would have ordered something, but you have to pay extra for that :( So I decided to save some cash for better deals :)

    I did order one. you are right they are a bit expensive with the add on. What are they doing in the EU to make prices go up so much more over there, I could not tell you.

    Its strange, not long ago when someone would ask for prices in US like in Hetzner, everyone would say it is impossible, but now EU starts to be more expensive than US...

    You are absolutely correct. Not sure what's up with that.

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