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What do you call a knife in Japan? A Santoku!
A bolt of lightning can reach 53,540 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s 5 times hotter than the surface of the sun, which is 10,340 degrees Fahrenheit.
WELCOME TO PAGE 877 - I"M JUST KEEPING SILLYGOOSE COMPANY !!!
My brother and I were visiting our grandmother in the hospital. My brother says "grandma I can't stand to see you like this..."
My grandmother replies "well get the hell out then!"
Everyone can find one person or three cats waiting for him.
I can't decide which room not to clean first today.
Why do midgets laugh while running through the yard? The grass tickles their nuts.
all poop helps the grass, lol
There is a village in Russia called Tsovkra where every resident can tightrope walk. It is a tradition that dates back over 100 years, but no one knows how it started.
Four Nile crocodiles have been found in Florida. They are the second-largest crocodile and are more dangerous than the native crocodiles and alligators in Florida.
Julius Caesar’s only son, Caesarion, was the last Pharaoh of Egypt. Even though Cleopatra swears he is Caesar’s son, Caesar never officially acknowledged him.
any more giveaways chef?
tomorrow, lol
“Tsundoku” is a Japanese word for the habit of buying too many books, letting them pile up in your house, and never reading them.
tjat's funny
I need one of those!
The Guinness World Record for the longest time spent searching for the Loch Ness Monster is held by Steve Feltham, who camped at Loch Ness for 25 years.
Or say, kys? thanks for the care! I'll make sure to keep myself safe always! you kys too!
Chewing gum boosts mental proficiency and is considered a better test aid than caffeine – but nobody knows why.
Life is like a shit sandwich. The more bread you have the less shit you have to eat.
Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes, and lottery tickets are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well?
There's only one thing better than the cutest cat in the world. A Dog.
My room + internet connection + music + food – work = perfect day.
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
Girl: My GrandFather Lived For 96 Years & He Never Used Glasses. Boy: Yeah I Know, Few People Drink Directly From Bottle.
I estimate I have enough energy to attend two more social events in my lifetime.
I've just eaten a doughnut. Posting with a sugar high is just so much better.
I'm smiling. This should scare you.
Magician: I need a volunteer. [man stands] Not you. [woman stands] Not you. GARY GET UP HERE! [Gary goes up] We've never met before, right?
I just discovered that the word "nothing" is a palindrome... Backwards it spells "gnihton", which also means nothing.