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The sentence "Don't objectify women." has "women" as the object of the sentence. You have become the very thing you swore to destroy.
Did you hear about the tailor who shredded all the neckwear? His company severed all ties.
I wanted to do panic buying. I checked my account. I can only panic.
WELCOME TO PAGE 875 - MAYBE 900 WILL HAPPEN BEFORE TUESDAY AT THIS RATE !!!
Ever wonder how many miles you've scrolled with your thumb ?
Why do frogs like St. Patrick's Day? Because they're always wearing green.
It snows metal on planet Venus! There are two types that have been found, galena and bismuthinite.
Tic Tacs got their name from the sound they make when they are tossed around in their container.
I can't cut an onion because it makes me cry. My grandma died cutting an onion.
Only official members of federally accepted Native American tribes may legally possess or collect eagle feathers. If a normal citizen has one, it is illegal.
I will try to make that happen by tommorrow
500 seeds of 5 different types of seeds were taken into orbit around the moon and later planted around the U.S. as well as a few countries. They were called Moon Trees.
She's looking for a man to take her breath away. Hopefully gagging counts.
Any idea where one applies to be a "kept man"?
What do you call always having a date for New Year's Eve? Social Security.
So you have caught the fever too. Welcome aboard.
What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a nicely dressed man on a tricycle? A tire.
'm pretty sure Twitter is the smoking section of Facebook.
Identity theft is the most diabolical way someone can compliment you on doing a good job at life.
In America, you find a party, in Russia, party always finds you.
I hate when people use words without knowing the meaning... gives me a huge hysterectomy on the side of my head.
Sports do not build character. They reveal it.
Smoking is a slow death! But is anybody really in that much of a hurry…
Smart people don't call themselves smart - me included.
Nobody works harder than a drunk person trying to carefully whisper a secret.
I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me to help check her balance, so I pushed her over.
I once told this girl....
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me, it means a lot.
I have never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.