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My wife had me take out more life insurance and now there's no grip left on the bath mat. Weird.
Does your skin feel burnt? Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry gave you a tan.
Hi @Not_Oles -- Thank You for joining our New Year party thread
And I agree, this thread is full of energy!
I hope all is well over there. We definitely need to catch up. What's new in your world?
The number one cause of death is too many birthdays.
WELCOME TO PAGE 765 - IS DUSTIN HERE FOR A GIVEAWAY ???
It's good to learn from other's mistakes, I wish people learn something from me.
During WWI, Kotex was first manufactured as bandages.
No, they didn’t actually use the pads. However, the material used for these bandages (cellucotton) was what eventually became the first Kotex pad in 1919.
Drinking coffee in Turkey was once punishable by death.
In 1633, The Ottoman Sultan Murad IV beheaded anyone he saw drinking coffee in public. Aside from coffee being seen as a mild narcotic back then for its stimulating properties, Murad IV believed that coffee shops could encourage dangerous thoughts or speech against his rulership.
If she says, "I'm OK," you're fine. If she says, "I'm Fine," You're not OK.
The Speaker of the House isn’t allowed to speak in England.
Okay, not literally. Instead, the Speaker of the House acts as a mediator for debates. They are not allowed to speak their own opinion on an issue.
Crocodile poop was the first contraceptive.
The Ancient Egyptians certainly had a unique way of doing things. One of the fun facts about Egypt is how they practiced safe sex: Women would insert crocodile dung into their vagina. (Uh, fun?!) The science was that it would soften when it reached body temperature, forming a barrier.
The youngest Pope elected was 11 years old.
Pope Benedict IX was one of the most controversial Popes – people aren’t even sure when he was elected as the Pope. however, the choices were 20, 11, or 12. If that were true, he was the youngest Pope.
All my dance moves look like i'm trying to tell the guy on first base to steal second..
I eat the broken cookies first because I feel bad for them.
I have won first place in this Halloween costume contest 16 years in a row. This year I am dressed as a hotdog. I'm on a roll.
Top Causes of Divorce:
I get it ladies, I had abs before I had kids too.
There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.
Being in a nudist colony probably takes all the fun out of Halloween.
I'm on the snake diet. It's the one where you lie on the floor all day, eat 25% of your body weight, and hiss at anyone who comes near you.
I have only seen people underwhelmed or overwhelmed, never whelmed properly...
Children are the leading cause of old age.
Just called to make an appointment with a psychic but she told me that I don't show up.
If a leper gives you the finger, do you have to give it back?
f the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts. Government.
When in doubt, mumble.
I hear yay