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  • WELCOME TO PAGE 762 - THE SONG REMAINS THE SAME !!!

  • Cats sleep for ⅔ of their lives.

    People have a love-hate relationship with cats. It’s somewhat understandable, since cats tend to be the exact opposite of the warm, eager demeanor loved by many in dogs. Another stark difference is that cats spend a lot of time asleep. Like, 15-hour average kind of a lot. Cats sleep mostly during the day and only become active around twilight.

  • Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho was the first American film to show a toilet being flushed on screen.

    The groundbreaking flushing took place right before Janet Leigh’s character’s iconic shower scene.

  • The Eiffel Tower leans away from the sun.

    Heat makes metals expand. As such, the top of the Eiffel Tower can move up to 7 inches in the summer.

  • A laughing epidemic made 14 schools close in East Africa.

    In 1962, a laughter epidemic broke out in Tanganyika (now known as Tanzania). It started with three young girls and the uncontrollable laughter spread to neighboring villages. Symptoms included crying, fainting, rashes, and pain. All in all, it made 14 schools close.

  • The youngest parents in the world were aged 8 and 9.

    The parents had their child in China in 1910.

  • Everything is edible, some things are only edible once.

  • I sometimes go to my own little world, but that's okay, they know me there.

  • My calling in life went straight to voicemail.

  • If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone's favorite season? Fall.

  • The Best way to get back on your feet is to miss a couple of car payments!

  • My son just called guacamole "avocado spread" and now I feel like I've failed as a parent.

  • Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach become Secretary of Education.

  • "I have a split personality," said Tom, being frank.

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  • What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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  • Doing yoga got me out of the habit of biting my fingernails. Now I bite my toenails.

  • He's a recovering alcoholic: recovering from last night!

  • My son was like "I got a D in my maths" and I was like "That's really bad" and my wife was like "you need to stop doing his homework."

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  • Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day? Because there are lots of fans.

  • "Are you ready to rock?"
    Scissors: "No."

  • I wasn't lying, I was just writing fiction with my mouth.

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  • I have a friend. He keeps trying to convince me he's a compulsive liar, but I don't believe him.

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