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Every time someone calls me fat I get so depress I cut myself... a piece of cake.
MIND BLOWING QUESTIONS
Is ageing inevitable?
MIND BLOWING QUESTIONS
How does turbulence work?
My love for you is like dividing by zero - it cannot be defined.
MIND BLOWING QUESTIONS
What causes hypnic jerks?
MIND BLOWING QUESTIONS
How do we store and retrieve memories?
MIND BLOWING QUESTIONS
Why is the boxing ring square in shape?
Sign at the Urologist's office: URINE good hands.
Q: What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
A: Nothing, they just waved.
What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around? Holmeless.
The best things in life are free plus shipping and handling
Clinging on to past and living is like driving forward while watching the rear view mirror...
MIND BLOWING QUESTIONS
Why do black olives come in cans and green ones in jars?
MIND BLOWING QUESTIONS
Have you ever wondered why kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
MIND BLOWING QUESTIONS
Who said it was a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
MIND BLOWING QUESTIONS
If the Universe was born at the Big Bang, what existed before then?
MIND BLOWING QUESTIONS
Why do cats purr?
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe
My wife gave birth 4 times and still fits in her prom dress from high school.
I gave birth 0 times and I don't fit in my pants from March.
My internet is so slow, it's just faster to drive to the Google headquarters and ask them shit in perso
If you had friends like mine, you'd be the luckiest guy in the world!
Sometimes, when I close my eyes, I can't see.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
Losing a wife can be very tough. Some may even say impossible.
Bob The Builder has emigrated and set up a new business on a French Mediterranean island... Can he fix it? Corsican!
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious
Me: sneaks out of the house drives to another state hides in a cave quietly opens a bag of chips My kids: Can we have some?
MIND BLOWING QUESTIONS
Why do women go through menopause but men do not?
MIND BLOWING QUESTIONS
What is at the bottom of the ocean?