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DAD JOKES
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, “That’s arson.”
DAD JOKES
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.
Each year in America there are about 300,000 deaths that can be attributed to obesity.
Many butterflies can taste with their feet to find out whether the leaf they sit on is good to lay eggs on to be their caterpillars' food or not.
There are more types of insects in one tropical rain forest tree than there are in the entire state of Vermont.
About 55% of all movies are rated R.
Redwood trees, native to California, are among the tallest and most massive trees in the world
About 500 movies are made in the US and 800 in India annually.
DAD JOKES
“What’s your name, son?” The principal asked his student. The kid replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” “Do you have a stutter?” the principal asked. The student answered, “No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.”
DAD JOKES
Concerned that his son was spending too much time on video games, a dad told him, “When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace.” “Oh yeah?” the son retorts. “Well, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was President of the United States.”
The banyan tree is unique for its aerial prop roots that extend to the ground, forming additional trunks
DAD JOKES
A father tells his son that he was adopted. “I want to meet my biological parents,” the son demands. “We are your biological parents,” the father responds. “Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in twenty minutes.”
DAD JOKES
A son tells his father, “I have an imaginary girlfriend.” The father sighs and says, “You know, you could do better.” “Thanks Dad,” the son says. “That means a lot.” The father shakes his head and goes, “I was talking to your girlfriend.”
DAD JOKES
Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son. He said, “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”
Arabic numerals are not really Arabic; they were created in India.
The February of 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.
There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat, though it may feel uncomfortable.
The cruise liner Queen Elizabeth II moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.
DAD JOKES
My dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type. He kept insisting we “be positive,” but it’s just so hard without him.
DAD JOKES
I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he’s still making fun of me.
DAD JOKES
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
Many of those dad jokes were funnier than the jokes I shared a few days ago. Next up, we have some superhero facts that you probably didn't know about.
Monarch butterfly (Danaus plexippus) is known for its vibrant orange and black wings
Swallowtail butterfly family includes species like the Eastern Tiger Swallowtail (Papilio glaucus) with striking yellow and black markings
White Admiral (Limenitis arthemis) is a North American butterfly with white and black wings
SUPERHERO FACTS
The creator of Wonder Woman also created the first lie detector test. William Moulton Marston was a con artist and one creative guy. He came up with the idea for the first lie detector test, by guessing that people's blood pressure changed when they lied. His lie detector test has been disproved by multiple studies. But his comic book hero, Wonder Woman, who he created with his wife Elizabeth Holloway Marston, lives on.
SUPERHERO FACTS
Bruce Wayne, aka Batman, is named after two real people. His first namesake is Robert the Bruce, who was King of Scots from 1309 to 1329. Robert the Bruce was a fierce warrior and is a national hero in Scotland. The other hero is Anthony Wayne, a founder of the United States and a politician, whose Hulk-like temper earned him the name 'Mad Anthony.”
SUPERHERO FACTS
Superman, who first appeared in comic books in 1938, was the first superhero created with super powers.
SUPERHERO FACTS
The first two women superheroes didn't appear in comic books until 1940. Fantomah was the first woman introduced with superhuman powers. The Woman in Red was the first human-born woman to be a superhero.