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NEW YEAR FACTS
AAA offers free rides home.
Don't worry about surge pricing. If you've had too much to drink on New Year's Eve (and other holidays), AAA in most states offer free rides home to people who've had one too many flutes of champagne to drive.
WELCOME TO PAGE 103 - THE PAGE OF THE STUPID JOKES !!!
NEW YEAR FACTS
A song that takes 1,000 years to play launched on January 1, 2000.
Composer Jem Finer wrote the piece called "Longplayer," which can be heard at London's Trinity Buoy Wharf (or over this live stream). It's being performed by singing bowls and is set to start all over again immediately after it finishes in 2999.
NEW YEAR FACTS
Antarctica hosts an Annual New Year's Music Festival.
Anarctica's annual IceStock music festival may be one of the coolest (pun intended) ways to spend New Year's. The event is held at McMurdo Station, Antarctica when the local population balloons to over 1,200 people during their summer months.
Why is a swordfish’s nose 11 inches long? Because if it were 12 inches, it would be a foot.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn’t like it.
I can’t take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
Now, here are some New Year Quotes to motivate you to be better versions of yourselves. Actually, I am doing this for myself. Never know where you get the motivation from.
My wife and I laugh about how competitive we are. But I laugh more.
NEW YEAR QUOTES
Every year you make a resolution to change yourself. This year, make a resolution to be yourself.
know they say money talks, but all mine says is “goodbye.”
Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player? Because to them, love means nothing!
NEW YEAR QUOTES
In this new year, be grateful that God has given you victory over many things over the past year.
I gave up my seat to an elderly person on the bus. And that’s how I lost my job as a bus driver.
NEW YEAR QUOTES
A worthy New Year's resolution, perhaps, is to take no hatred into the New Year without requiring it to restate its purpose.
NEW YEAR QUOTES
Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year.
Do I know any jokes about sodium? Na.
NEW YEAR QUOTES
Approach the New Year with resolve to find the opportunities hidden in each new day.
NEW YEAR QUOTES
Be grateful to God, every year you live.
70% of the earth is water, and virtually none of it is carbonated. So the earth is, in fact, flat.
If you have six oranges in one hand and eight bananas in another, what do you have? Big hands.
NEW YEAR QUOTES
This one's a favourite.
He who breaks a resolution is a weakling; He who makes one is a fool.
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
NEW YEAR QUOTES
Any new beginning is forged from the shards of the past, not from the abandonment of the past.
What did zero say to eight? Nice belt.
NEW YEAR QUOTES
You know how I always dread the whole year? Well this time I’m only going to dread one day at a time.
What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know, and I don’t care.
NEW YEAR QUOTES
Ring out the false, ring in the true.
The past, the present and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.