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“If you fall, I’ll always be there.” —The Floor.
WELCOME TO PAGE 26 - PAGE OF THE PAPER MACE !!!
So it there any of you lurkers who want to chat ???
This thread is like The Hotel California. You can check out but you can never leave.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
Friday is my second favorite F word. Food is my first.
Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating someone with a keyboard.
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.
Still nobody wants to chat ?
Anybody ?
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you didn’t have a plan.
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.
Classic !!
Yes, I am posting my playlist as it happens.
Because nobody wants to come out and play
Do you ever have those weird conversations with your friend and think, “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental hospital.” ??
A best friends is someone who know how crazy you are and still chooses to be seen with you in public.”
Best friend: the one that you can be mad at only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.
You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Eventually, you reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
Studies show that birthdays are good for you. People who have the most live the longest.
In a thousand years archaeologists will dig up tanning beds and think we fried people as punishment.
When parents say to kids “go to your room & think about what you’ve done” it’s really good practice for what you’ll do every night as an adult.
Still page 26, Humm.
Do people who run know that we’re not food anymore?
This holiday season, no matter what your religion is, please take a moment to reflect on why it’s better than all the other ones.
Christmas is the season when people run out of money before they run out of friends.
This one seems appropriate for the moment....
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I never want to interrupt her.
Relationships are like farts. If you have to force them, they are probably shit.