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The scientific name for the Western Lowland Gorilla is “gorilla gorilla gorilla.”
. For about $1600, you can hire a French company to kidnap you. No judgment here.
The Danish word for “condom” is “svangerskabsforebyggende middel.” Annnnd we’re finished.
According to one survey, it would take 76 workdays to read through all the crap you agree to each year when you blindly accept privacy agreements.
You’re twice as likely to be killed by a vending machine than a shark.
Playing in a marching band is considered moderate exercise. Unless you play the tuba. Then it’s strength training.
The first video shown on MTV was “Video Killed The Radio Star.” (You know, back when they still played music.)
A Canadian man was once arrested for tying a ton of balloons to his lawn chair and flying over the city. Dang, Canada. Let a man live.
The award for the weirdest use of a pop song in a campaign goes to Saddam Hussein and Whitney Houston. He used her song, “I Will Always Love You” in his 2002 campaign.
The most overdue library book was returned roughly 288 years late.
Jack Daniels’ last word? “One last drink, please.”
Harry Pott-wait, no. Daniel Radcliffe once wore the exact same outfit for six months in an effort to annoy and discourage paparazzi.
The ultimate political flex? After being elected, President Banana, of Zimbabwe, made a law that no one could make fun of his name.
America has an official Rock, Paper, Scissors League. Because, of course we do.
David Copperfield once used sleight-of-hand magic to avoid being robbed of his possessions.
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Charles Bukowski’s tombstone reads, “Don’t try.”
In ancient Greece, if you loved someone, you chucked an apple at them.
Without getting paid!
More than 80,000 people have graduated from McDonald’s Hamburger University.
A “nurdle” isn’t a Harry Potter creature. It’s actually the name for the dollop of toothpaste on your toothbrush.
There’s a species of fish called “slippery dick.”
Leery of that young doctor? Think, again. Surgeons who grew up playing video games apparently make 37% fewer mistakes.
Walmart has a lower acceptance rate than Harvard. So, shoot your shot.
The original name for the search engine Google was Backrub. It was renamed Google after the googolplex, which is the number one followed by 100 zeros.
A footprint left on the moon will be there for 100 million years.
Being one of the winners at the end of the giveaway can be considered as a payment of sorts.
The sun travels around the galaxy once every 200 million years.
“Psycho” was the first movie to show a flushing toilet.
The only member of ZZ Top without a bear? Frank Beard.