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The Taj Mahal's white marble exterior is gradually turning yellow due to high levels of air pollution.
Interviewer to job applicant: “Can you come up with any reason you want this job other than your parents want you out of the house?”
Together, the world's top 10 richest people could buy all of Manhattan.
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore.
Harry Houdini, the great escapist, died on Halloween day.
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing, it was on the house.
African bongos eat burned wood after lightning storms.
What do you call Santa’s helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
On April Fool's day in 1976, BBC convinced many listeners that a special alignment of the planets would temporarily decrease gravity on Earth. Phone lines were flooded with callers who claimed they felt the effects.
What’s Irish and stays out all night? Patty O’Furniture.
Giant anteaters do not have teeth; instead, they have tongues reaching as much as 610 mm (2 ft.) in length.
What do you call a steak that’s been knighted by the King? Sir Loin.
Why didn’t Han Solo enjoy his steak dinner? It was Chewie.
A new study shows that one-third of people don’t floss, while the other two-thirds couldn’t answer with all the local anesthetic in their mouths.
Chimps use medicinal plants to treat themselves for illness and injury.
If you arrest a mime, do you have to tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Llamas usually spit to settle an argument over food or to decide which is the dominant llama.
What do you call a chicken who crosses the road, rolls in the mud, and then crosses back again? A dirty double-crosser.
Why did the chicken go to the séance? To get to the other side.
Crows in New Caledonia were found to be bending twigs into hooks to extract food hidden in wooden logs, confirming that wild birds can make tools.
Why did the rooster cross the road? To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
I used to believe that all things must pass—until I got stuck behind a school bus.
There is a city in the United States called George, Washington
What did the zookeeper say after the python broke free? Nothing.
Giant rats have been trained to sniff out land mines in Africa. In Mozambique, they have already been instrumental in the removal of 13,000 mines, helping reclaim 1,100 hectares of land.
The static on TV is referred to as "myrornas krig" in Sweden, meaning "war of the ants."
A new wine has been made for cats. It won’t be long before they start sending regrettable texts and waking up with headaches.