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    The original recipe for margherita pizza was for a tri-colour version of the Italian flag basil (green), tomatoes (red) and mozzarella (white).

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  • How many DIY buffs does it take to change a light bulb? One, but it takes two weeks and four trips to the hardware store.

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    We don't actually know for certain whether the T-Rex was warm or cold blooded.

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    Seven people have keys with the power to restart the World Wide Web in the event of a catastrophic event.

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    In 2016, a woman in China got her 20 boyfriends to gift her an iPhone 7S each, then sold them all and bought a house.

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  • Today is already top 2 and 13 and a half hours still to go... @rattlecattle you have to recalculate again :D

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    Nikola Tesla once wrote a letter to the Red Cross saying he recieved a message from another planet.

  • “Buffet” is a French word that means “get up and get it yourself.”

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    @MrEd said:
    Today is already top 2 and 13 and a half hours still to go... @rattlecattle you have to recalculate again :D

    Told ya so, the calculations will fail once frankie joins the game!

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    Nixon's administration had a statement prepared in case the Apollo 11 astronauts were stranded on the moon.

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    The astronauts in the Challenger Explosion survived the initial explosion and were alive for nearly three minutes, until the cabin crashed into the ocean at a speed of 200 mph.

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    John C. Beale, a man who pretended to be a CIA secret agent, flew around the world on first-class flights, stayed in high-end hotels and cost the taxpayers almost US$900,000.

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    In 1984, a boy wrote a letter to Ronald Reagan asking for federal funds to clean his bedroom after his mother called it a "disaster area."

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    Around 6000 people in the United States have a last name that ends with their first name, with Donald MacDonald being the most common.

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    Amsterdam has a "Night Mayor."

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    New York nightlife is a US$10 billion per year industry.

  • Statistician: a person who draws a mathematically precise line from an unwarranted assumption to a foregone conclusion.

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    Most Medieval Europeans were illiterate and needed visual reminders of hell to get them into church, so gargoyles were invented.

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    A rare tumor called a "limbal dermoid" can cause hair to grow out of a person's eyeball.

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    People who frown in photos are 5 times more likely to get a divorce than those who smile, research says.

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    The invention of Glow sticks was based on the work of scientist Edwin Chandross. He didn't know his work was being used for parties until 2013.

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