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  • One of the oddities of Wall Street is that the dealer, not the customer, is the broker.

  • TrKTrK Veteran

    PAGE 514!

    LAST GA 489!

  • A rich man is 0ne who isn’t afraid to ask the clerk to show him something cheaper.

  • If you take $2 out of an ATM that has a $2.50 fee, do you owe the machine money?

  • TrKTrK Veteran

    Black Friday runs concurrent with "Buy Nothing Day," an international protest against consumerism with more than 65 nations globally participating.

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  • TrKTrK Veteran

    One of North Korea's largest exports is giant statues of foreign dictators.

  • TrKTrK Veteran

    80% of people living in rural areas in developing countries rely on traditional plant-based medicines for basic healthcare.

  • what happen on here?

  • TrKTrK Veteran

    Up to 1.5 billion people still do not have access to reliable phone services.

  • PAGE 514

  • TrKTrK Veteran

    @Ganonk said:
    what happen on here?

    A Giveaway on page 489! Nothing else major to report, captain.

  • @TrK said:

    @FrankZ said:
    @TrK your really getting after it tonight.

    I guess i am out of the house at evening for around 4 hours, can only do when i am home bored!

    So what your saying is that eventually I will be able to eat ?

  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Control freak. Now you say, “Control freak who?”

  • TrKTrK Veteran

    From July to November, the Caño Cristales River in Colombia gets 5 different colors: yellow, green, blue, black and red.

  • The reason some politicians like to stand on their record is to keep voters from examining it.

  • TrKTrK Veteran

    @FrankZ said:

    @TrK said:

    @FrankZ said:
    @TrK your really getting after it tonight.

    I guess i am out of the house at evening for around 4 hours, can only do when i am home bored!

    So what your saying is that eventually I will be able to eat ?

    yeah looks like it!

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  • The insomnia patient was such a fervent vegetarian that he counted carrots jumping over a fence.

  • TrKTrK Veteran

    The average employee in Italy works just 20 hours per week, one of the lowest amount in Europe.

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  • TrKTrK Veteran

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  • TrKTrK Veteran

    Despite being a 177 m (581 ft) tall structure in the middle of central London, the location of the Post Office Tower was a national secret for years.

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  • TrKTrK Veteran

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  • TrKTrK Veteran

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  • TrKTrK Veteran

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