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They’ve been treating me like one of the family, and I’ve put up with it for as long as I can.
Why did the parents not like their son’s biology teacher? He had skeletons in his closet.
George Washington was the only president who didn't represent a political party.
Their first daughter was born with a silver spoon in her mouth. Now they’re hoping for triplets so they can have a whole set.
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I spent a lot of time, money, and effort childproofing my house … but the kids still get in.
TV remotes are the dirtiest items in hotels, a study found.
In 2010, the Iranian government banned certain "decadent western hairstyles" including ponytails, mullets and elaborate spikes.
There are two U.S. states where the temperature has never surpassed 100 °F: Alaska and Hawaii.
A plane-crash dream is more likely to affect travel plans than either thinking about a crash or a government warning, a study says.
In 2015 a Chinese woman who was missing for a decade and presumed dead was found living in an internet cafe after playing games for 10 years.
Small son sitting on Daddy’s lap: “I’m still confused. Was I born in a nest or a hive?”
Chinese students can get 7 years in jail for cheating on exams.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother
In a bid to encourage Pandas to mate, Chinese scientists have experimented with "panda porn", explicit videos of pandas mating.
My mother was so surprised when I told her I was born again. She said she didn’t feel a thing!
. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
It's estimated that 93,000 Canadians live in the U.S. with expired visas, more than any other group of immigrant.
What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? “Does this taste funny to you?”
In 2007, a Delaware man filed suit against his doctors for a surgical mix-up that left him urinating feces and pooping urine.
What do you call a mobster who’s buried in cement? A hardened criminal.
If people worldwide switched to energy efficient lightbulbs the world would save US$120 billion annually.
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Building an averaged size house (79 m2) out of Lego would cost almost 6 times more than building it from real bricks.
A man named Jack Ass tried to sue TV show and movie "Jackass" for US$10 million.
@TrK your really getting after it tonight.
Louis Braille, the inventor of the reading and writing system for the blind, perfected it when he was just 15.
What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall? Dam!
What do you need in order to make a small fortune on Wall Street? A large fortune.
I guess i am out of the house at evening for around 4 hours, can only do when i am home bored!