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Some men say they don’t wear their wedding band because it cuts off circulation. Well, that’s the point, isn’t it?
Advice to husbands: Try praising your wife now and then, even if it does startle her at first.
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LAST GIVEAWAY GIVEN AWAY ON PAGE 489!
Canada's immigration website crashed on U.S. election night of 2016.
Did you hear about the shepherd who drove his sheep through town? He was given a ticket for making a ewe turn.
What happens to an illegally parked frog? It gets toad away.
How does the man in the moon get his hair cut? Eclipse it.
In France, Germany, Austria, Spain and the Netherlands they serve beer in McDonald's.
What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted.
A ‘batman' was a unit of weight in the Ottoman Empire.
Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? So brunettes can remember them.
The standard service of a Bugatti Veyron would cost you US$21,000.
Our child has a great deal of willpower—and even more won’t power.
A trained person can walk across hot coals because coal is a poor conductor of heat. It takes time for heat to transfer from coal to skin.
Among the things that are so simple even a child can operate them are parents.
Why aren’t dogs good dancers? Because they have two left feet.
After an Islamic cleric blamed women who dress provocatively for earthquakes in 2010, 100,000 women joined for a "Boobquake" to test the theory. Nothing happened.
What’s a dog’s favorite homework assignment? A lab report.
Google has a comprehensive timeline of everything you do with their products, called "My Activity", including websites you visited with Chrome, YouTube Videos, Music and apps you use on your Android.
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they said was, “Bach, Bach, Bach…”
White tigers carry a gene that is only present in around 1 in every 10,000 tigers.
Of course I wouldn’t say anything about her unless I could say something good. And, oh boy, is this good…
American commuters collectively waste 5.5 billion hours per year in traffic, releasing into the atmosphere an unnecessary 56 billion pounds of CO2.
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When he talks, it isn’t a conversation. It’s a filibuster.
A recent study estimates that mass-adoption of self-driving cars could reduce over 90% of traffic accidents.
She leaves me with the feeling that when we bury the hatchet she’ll mark the exact spot.
ou can’t believe everything you hear—but you can repeat it.
The Navy once delivered mail for the Post Office via missile.
There’s a lot to be said in his favor, but it’s not nearly as interesting.