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Title 14, Section 1211, of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, makes it illegal for U. S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles.
There are more cars in Southern California than there are cows in India.
Los Angeles is located in Southern California, often called SoCal.
Diphylleia grayi is know as a skeleton flower because its white petals go transparent when wet, but return to white when dry.
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Will Smith's first name is Willard, not William.
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70% of all train journeys in England start or finish in London.
The city sits at the same latitude as Tokyo, Japan.
Switzerland monitors its airspace around the clock but only intercepts illegal flights during office hours.
I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn't show up. That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out.
The highest temperature ever recorded in Los Angeles was 120°F (48.9°C) in 2020, while the lowest was 2°F (−18.9°C) in 1984.
Los Angeles was named El Pueblo de la Reina de Los Angeles in 1781, which is Spanish for “The Town of Our Lady the Queen of the Angels”, referring to the Virgin Mary.
The official abbreviation for Los Angeles is LA, while the Los Angeles International Airport code is LAX.
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went, then it dawned on me.
Some common nicknames for Los Angeles are L.A., City of Angels, City of Flowers and Sunshine, La-La Land, and Where the Stars Live.
The CEO of IKEA was elected Prime Minister in Sweden.
He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.
"Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible."
"Well, tell him I can't see him right now."
Slogans for Los Angeles have included “L.A.’s the Place”, “Together, We’re the Best”, “See My L.A” and “That’s So L.A”.
People from Los Angeles are called Angelenos or Los Angelans.
47% of Angelenos are Hispanic or Latin American. In East Los Angeles, the figure is 95%, higher than any other US city (not counting Puerto Rico).
Another 15% of Angelenos are Asian.
My boss is going to fire the employee with the worst posture. I have a hunch, it might be me.
The Los Angeles flag shows the official City Seal in the center. The background zigzag strips represents three major California crops: green for olive trees, gold for oranges, and red for vineyards vertical zigzag stripes.
I got a new pair of gloves today, but they're both 'lefts' which, on the one hand, is great, but on the other, it's just not right.
Los Angeles has 25 sister cities, including Eilat (Israel), Giza (Egypt), Jakarta (Indonesia), and Athens (Greece).
The tallest building in Los Angeles is Wilshire Grand Center, which has 73 floors and stands 1100 ft (335.3 m) tall. The sail-shaped skyscraper takes up a whole city block and is the tallest building west of Chicago.
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
Other iconic buildings in Los Angeles include the Walt Disney Concert Hall, the Bradbury Building, the Getty Center, the Capitol Records Building, the Playboy Mansion, the Theme Building and many more.
I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.