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  • TrKTrK Member

    PAGE 414!

    HYPE REMINDER!

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    There are enough diamonds in existence to give everyone on the planet a cupful.

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    A study found that pizza and compliments motivate employees better than cash. Money fades more quickly than a sense of appreciation.

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    The scent of watermelon is hard to replicate due to the unstable nature of aldehydes, the compounds responsible for the fruit's sweet smell.

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    Orangutans can use prior experiences to conjure up mental images about new situations, an ability believed to have evolved only in humans. (unverified)

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    The dialling code for Russia is 007. James bond calling?

  • Lions are so badass they became king of the jungle without even living there.

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    In 2012, a man tried to pay $137 traffic ticket with 137 dollar bills folded into origami pigs, delivered in two Dunkin Donuts boxes.

  • 'DO NOT TOUCH' would probably be a really unsettling thing to read in braille.

  • Dogs hear us talk all day but if they bark for more than a minute we tell them to stop.

  • Dog food could say it’s any flavor it wants you’re not going to test it.

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    The T-shirt was invented in 1904 and marketed to bachelors who couldn't sew or replace buttons.

  • Secret: (n.) Something you tell everybody to tell nobody.

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    John Quincy Adams, the 6th U.S. President, took the presidential oath of office not after placing his hand on a Bible but upon a book of law.

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    Lenin's testament stated that Stalin should be immediately removed from power because he couldn't be trusted to "use authority with caution."

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    There is a "white man" café in Tokyo, where Japanese ladies ring a bell to summon tuxedo-wearing caucasians who respond with “yes, princess?” and serve them cake. wtf? :D

  • The international space station takes the smartest people on the planet and turns them into maintenance workers.

  • Ironic: (adj.) When people complaint about other people complaining.

  • Technically the mailman has never gotten in the house so as far as the dog knows his barking is working.

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    Wealthy ancient Egyptians slept with neck supports rather than pillows to preserve their hairstyles.

  • Brushing our teeth is the closest we ever come to cleaning our skeleton.

  • If a morgue worker dies they’d still need to come in to work one more time.

  • Junk: (n.) Something you keep for years and then throw away one week before you need it.

  • A telltale sign you’re becoming an adult is when you first realize how freaking fast dust forms.

  • Introverts: (n.) Like a slow website they might be the coolest site but usually people don't wait that long for them to open.

  • Extroverts: (n.) Like popup ads in a website they might load fast but annoys the hell out of everyone.

  • Mosquitoes sure are brave for creatures with only 1 hp.

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