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Son: "Dad, what's the difference between toilet paper and a curtain?" Dad: "I don't know."
Son: "So it was you."
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(Controversial Joke)
What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
Women
When Ben Affleck was cast as Batman in the recent Batman vs. Superman movie, the producers warned him that there could be a poor reaction to his casting, and they suggested he stay off the internet for a while. Affleck couldn’t resist checking the message boards, but the first comment he found said “Affleck as Batman? NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!” After reading that, he decided to heed the producers’ advice.
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I remember that
HYPE HYPE HYPE FOR RACKNERD VPS
Affleck is a terrible actor anyway
finally a human presence
hello !!
I was one of those people who screamed in disgust but people get used to things I guess.
GIVEAWAY HYPE!!!!
lol
Hollywood productions have gone down in quality of the last few decades anyhow
I was hyping and typing alone for a while lol
One of the most famous scenes in the 1982 sci-fi movie E.T. is where E.T. is lured out from hiding with Reese’s Pieces. What most people don’t know is that the producers originally planned to use M&M’s in the scene, but Mars said no thanks, and Reese’s Pieces were used instead. Shortly after the film’s release, the candy experienced a huge jump in sales.
I've been there
I went for the job interview and the interviewer said they are looking for somebody who is responsible....
I said 'I'm your guy!'
They asked why...
'Well at my old job if something went wrong, something went missing or somebody got hurt, they always said I was responsible'
lets restart
Combined hype
In the blockbuster Game of Thrones series, there are seven kingdoms and nine regions in the continent of Westeros. Each kingdom is equivalent to a state, and each ruling family is similar to a governor. The kingdoms answer to the King/Queen of the Andals, who sits on the Iron Throne. The regions are independent territories (kind of like Puerto Rico in the US), but still answer to the Iron Throne. It’s all so simple!
"What's your biggest weakness?" asked the job interviewer.
"I don't know my own strengths," I replied.
"What's your biggest strength?"
"I contradict myself."
The precogs in the movie Minority Report are named for three well-known mystery writers. Agatha is for Agatha Christie, Arthur, for Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and Dashiell for Dashiell Hammett.
A grocery bagger asked his supervisor if he could be transferred to the juice counter, making juices for customers.
The supervisor said, "I'm sorry. Baggers can't be juicers."
I poured root beer in a square glass.
Now I have beer.
The most famous cheat code in all of video games goes like this: UP, UP, DOWN, DOWN, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, B, A. The code is commonly called the Konami code, and while it first appeared in the NES game Gradius, it was popularized in the North American release of the classic run and gun game Contra.
uperheroes tend to leave a trail of destruction in their wake while they’re busy saving the world, and in the late 80s, Marvel conceived of an organization whose sole job was to clean up after them. The organization is called “Damage Control,” and it acts as a humorous way of grounding the stories with an element of reality. The group made their first appearance in the MCU in 2017’s Spiderman: Homecoming.
Who’s the nicest guy the the hospital?
Mommy, what is a Canadian?
It's an unarmed North American with health insurance, sweetie.
The movies X-Men: Apocalypse and Logan both feature the mutant character Caliban, but in each film the character is completely different, despite the fact that they are supposed to be happening in the same cinematic universe. The reason for the difference was that neither movie communicated to the other that they were using the character, and when the director of Logan found out, he decided to do it his way instead of trying to conform to the X-Men Universe.
Thanks to a process called triboluminescence, all hard candies give off a small spark when they are bitten into. The process is similar to the electrical charge that makes lightning, but on a much smaller level.
When Game of Thrones was originally developed for television, the producers created a set of rules that stated no flashbacks, no prophecies, and no dreams. By the end of season five, all of these rules had been broken.