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PAGELY HYPE REMINDER!!
Solo hyper hyped hype
The Lord of the Rings was originally intended to be published as one volume in a two-book set that included another work, The Silmarillion. Due to concerns about cost, the publisher decided against publishing it this way and broke it up into three separate books. Technically, the three books make one complete novel, and should not be referred to as a trilogy.
Heaven knows i will hype
CANT-STOP-WONT-STOP!
If you’ve ever read a comic book, you’ve probably noticed that a series of symbols often replace curse words. Well, those symbols actually have names: individual symbols are called jarns, quips, nittles or grawlixes, but grawlixes is generally used as the blanket term.
Mario, of Super Mario Brothers fame, was named after Nintendo of America’s first landlord, Mr. Mario Segale. Shigeru Miyamoto, the game’s creator, originally wanted to call Mario “Mr. Video,” and he actually went by Jumpman in his first appearance.
icolas Cage was born Nicolas Coppola and is the nephew of director Francis Ford Coppola. When he decided to become an actor, he changed his name in order to forge his own path in Hollywood. He took the name Cage from the popular Marvel comic book character Luke Cage, otherwise known as Power Man.
In the popular TV series The X-Files, David Duchovny’s character Fox Mulder believes in extra-terrestrial life and the unknown, while Gillian Anderson’s character Dana Scully is a doubter. In real life, the roles are reversed, and Duchovny is the non-believer.
The Library of Congress is home to the world’s largest comic book collection. It currently houses 120,000 individual comic book issues, including mostly American comics but with some foreign works like the classic manga Akira. The bulk of the collection is from the 1940s on, but some select issues date back as far as the 1930s.
DJ Max
What did Chuck Norris do when his parachute failed to open?
Brought it back for a refund.
In 1979, Toru Iwatani, who was an employee of the video-game company Namco, thought of the iconic game Pac-Man while looking at a pizza. The space left by a missing slice looked like a mouth, and it gave him an idea for a game about eating. The Japanese name for the game was Pakkuman, derived from a Japanese phrase that describes the sound a mouth makes when it opens and closes in quick succession. The name was anglicized to Pac-Man went it made the jump across the Pacific to North America.
My wife was upset that the dog was considered man's best friend. She maintains that a spouse should be considered my best friend.
So I locked them both in the trunk of my car and drove around for twenty minutes. Guess which one was happiest to see me when I let them out?
To the person who hacked my account, I will find you
Edit: No you won't
What’s the difference between Brazil and the USA?
About 1500 arrests within 48 hours of an attempted coup.
Words like “clint” and “flick” are widely avoided in comic books for one specific reason. When the words are printed, the letters can run together, making them look like certain swear words
The “M” and “M” in M&M’s Candy are named after Forrest Mars Sr. (the son of Frank Mars, founder of the Mars Candy Company) and Bruce Murray (the son of Hershey president William Murray), respectively.
A sentence that uses every letter in the alphabet is called a Pangram. The phrase “the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog” is one of the most recognizable pangrams, but others include “Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs” and “Crazy Fredrick bought many very exquisite opal jewels.”
The tubes that line Enterprise’s hallways in Star Trek have the label G.N.D.N. These letters are an acronym for “goes nowhere, does nothing,” but they weren’t meant to be seen by the television audience.
"When I eat alphabet soup, I only eat..."
the vowels."
Friend: "Why?"
Me: "Sometimes."
Dj Max
I said to the woman at the deli, “I’d like to buy a corned beef and pastrami, with pickles.” She replied, “Sorry..."
"We only take cash or card.”
J.R.R. Tolkien was adamant that The Lord of the Rings was not an allegory. Though he was a devout Christian, Tolkien actually genuinely disliked allegory and didn’t intend for his books to be read that way. However, despite his assertion, the topic is still widely debated by scholars today.
When comic books reached their peak of popularity in the 1950s, a Comic Book Code was created to regulate rules of sale. The code stated that no respected figure such as a judge, police officer or a government official could ever be portrayed negatively, criminals could never be sympathetic, and good always had to triumph over evil.
What is a pirate's LEAST favorite letter?
Dear Sir or Ma'am,
we are cutting your internet connection due to illegal downloading and copyright violations.
Sincerely, Internet Provider
DJ Max (on the lonely floor)
What a shitshow.
Useful fact: to be eligible for one of the prizes, it would take only five more such shitposts for you
"Hi my name is Jeff and I’m an alcoholic." "Sir, this is Triple A, not AA."
"I know, I’m trying to explain why my car is in the lake."
When the original The Legend of Zelda was released, players could only hold a maximum of 255 rupees, the name of the game’s currency. The number was the maximum value that the game’s memory would allow, and adding more memory was beyond the technological capabilities of the time.