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Sarcastic Words of Wisdom ...
Tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to use sarcasm.
I need to train my cat to post. She is great at walking on the keyboard at inopportune times, like when I'm in a terminal using commands I don't know well, or typing an important work email.
Sarcastic Words of Wisdom ...
When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark.
Sarcastic Words of Wisdom ...
Right before I die I’m going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels to make the cremation a bit more interesting.
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Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.
That is one talented cat you got there. You may have figured out how to turn a negative into a positive on that one. I'll have to figure out a good one liner Words of Wisdom that can apply for that.
Personally I would be all for letting your cat post under you name. Is the cat by chance named "Socks" ?
Sarcastic Words of Wisdom ...
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
Sarcastic Words of Wisdom ...
Life is hard; it’s harder if you’re stupid.
Sarcastic Words of Wisdom ...
When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in peoples’ eyes.
Sarcastic Words of Wisdom ...
Why do we spend so much time looking for intelligent life on other planets? I’d be happy to find intelligent life here on Earth first.
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If life gives you lemons, then be thankful for it. I have been getting only the peels for as long as I can remember!
Would be cute! But no, lol. Her name is Popcorn.
Sarcastic Words of Wisdom ...
Legends don’t die… I am a living example!
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My life is just a series of awkward and humiliating moments separated by snacks.
HYPE MORE!
Popcorn is a good name for a cat too.
Now "Let me get the Popcorn" takes on a whole new meaning.
Sarcastic Words of Wisdom ...
Have some fun with your life. Call in sick to places you don’t even work at.
Sarcastic Words of Wisdom ...
I’m starting to think my purpose in life is to serve as a cautionary tale to others.
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Life is like a roller coaster, and I’m about to throw up.
@dustinc
I placed second order just now.
I want to double up my bandwidth
My Order Number is: #3365270354
InvoiceID #5381347
Thanks a lot.
Sarcastic Words of Wisdom ...
Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.
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Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans.
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My friends are so much cooler than yours. They’re invisible.
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If they act like they can live without you… Help them do it.
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If you ran as much as your mouth did you’d be in good shape.
Sarcastic Words of Wisdom ...
Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you’ll find a brain back there.
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I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.
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You’re giving me the silent treatment? Finally.
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