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Sarcastic Words of Wisdom ...
Life’s good, you should get one.
Sarcastic Words of Wisdom ...
I don’t keep secrets; I just keep people out of my business.
Oh I was just taking the piss. Also, not British, but think I used that right? Who knows. Weird expression either way!
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Cancel my subscription because I don’t need your issues.
I really have no issue. It's a maximize your post count contest so if people want to write
MMMOOORRREEE
or do number spam
or shit post
it is all good.
I think the only thing that the mods frowned on was using a bot to do the posting for you.
Sarcastic Words of Wisdom ...
I clapped because it’s finished, not because I like it.
Sarcastic Words of Wisdom ...
If had a dollar for every smart thing you say. I’ll be poor.
Sarcastic Words of Wisdom ...
’m sorry while you were talking I was trying to figure where the hell you got the idea I cared.
Sarcastic Words of Wisdom ...
No, you don’t have to repeat yourself. I was ignoring you the first time.
Sarcastic Words of Wisdom ...
My imaginary friend says that you need a therapist.
Sarcastic Words of Wisdom ...
Well at least your mom thinks you’re pretty.
Sarcastic Words of Wisdom ...
People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.
Sarcastic Words of Wisdom ...
Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.
Sarcastic Words of Wisdom ...
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
Sarcastic Words of Wisdom ...
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
Sarcastic Words of Wisdom ...
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
Sarcastic Words of Wisdom ...
I went to the general store but they wouldn’t let me buy anything specific.
Sarcastic Words of Wisdom ...
My neighbor’s diary says that I have boundary issues.
Sarcastic Words of Wisdom ...
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
Sarcastic Words of Wisdom ...
I would like to apologize to anyone I have not offended yet. Please be patient. I will get to you shortly.
Sarcastic Words of Wisdom ...
When I ask for directions, please don’t use words like ‘East'.
Sarcastic Words of Wisdom ...
Sometimes the amount of self-control it takes to not say what’s on my mind is so immense, I need a nap afterward.
Sarcastic Words of Wisdom ...
The stuff you heard about me is a lie. I’m way worse.
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Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit! Yet it remains the funniest.
Sarcastic Words of Wisdom ...
This is what happened in love. One of you cried a lot and then both of you grew sarcastic.
Sarcastic Words of Wisdom ...
I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic.
Sarcastic Words of Wisdom ...
Think I am sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care!
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If you don’t want a sarcastic answer, then don’t ask a stupid question.
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I’m not always rude and sarcastic. Sometimes I’m asleep.
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