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  • @jmaxwell said:

    @sonu said:
    A joke from stupidstuff
    Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a
    bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins
    to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

    MAN: "Hello."
    WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
    MAN: "Yes"
    WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
    MAN: "Sure, ...go ahead if you like it."

    WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2004 models. I saw one I really liked."
    MAN: "How much?"
    WOMAN: "$60,000"
    MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
    WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
    MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."
    WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!

    MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
    The man hangs up .The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.

    Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

    Are you doing it via script

    What do you think? No, I did it via keyboard and vps won from giveaways.

  • Please double bandwidth #4751927

  • Please double bandwidth #5069581

  • “One loses many laughs by not laughing at oneself.” —
    Mary Engelbreit
  • @Marloinsedd said:
    Hi

    Hi

  • @Marloinsedd said:

    “One loses many laughs by not laughing at oneself.” —
    Mary Engelbreit

    This quote means that by not being able to laugh at oneself, one misses out on many opportunities to find humor and joy in life. Often, we can be our own worst critics and take ourselves too seriously, which can lead to feeling stressed and overwhelmed. By learning to laugh at ourselves and our mistakes, we can let go of that negativity and find humor in the everyday. This can help us to be more lighthearted and happy in our lives.

  • I leave 3 pages so we can reach 1000 now

  • @sonu said:

    @jmaxwell said:

    @sonu said:
    A joke from stupidstuff
    Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a
    bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins
    to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

    MAN: "Hello."
    WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
    MAN: "Yes"
    WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
    MAN: "Sure, ...go ahead if you like it."

    WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2004 models. I saw one I really liked."
    MAN: "How much?"
    WOMAN: "$60,000"
    MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
    WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
    MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."
    WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!

    MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
    The man hangs up .The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.

    Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

    Are you doing it via script

    What do you think? No, I did it via keyboard and vps won from giveaways.

    Yes

  • @sonu said:

    @ehab said:
    i am ashamed fo you sonu
    running a bot like that

    here comes the

    Actually it wasn't a bot, a "pinner".

    What’s a pinner?

  • @Marloinsedd said:

    “One loses many laughs by not laughing at oneself.” —
    Mary Engelbreit

    Makes sense when life is a joke

  • @jmaxwell said:

    @sonu said:

    @jmaxwell said:

    @sonu said:
    A joke from stupidstuff
    Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a
    bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins
    to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

    MAN: "Hello."
    WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
    MAN: "Yes"
    WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
    MAN: "Sure, ...go ahead if you like it."

    WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2004 models. I saw one I really liked."
    MAN: "How much?"
    WOMAN: "$60,000"
    MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
    WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
    MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."
    WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!

    MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
    The man hangs up .The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.

    Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

    Are you doing it via script

    What do you think? No, I did it via keyboard and vps won from giveaways.

    Yes

    Yes!!

  • Who's leading now ? 😅

  • Go Go Go

  • @jcolideles said:
    Who's leading now ? 😅

    @jmaxwell way ahead.

  • Go go go

  • Maybe we need some wisdom words.

  • sonusonu Member
    edited December 2022

    @jmaxwell said:

    @sonu said:

    @ehab said:
    i am ashamed fo you sonu
    running a bot like that

    here comes the

    Actually it wasn't a bot, a "pinner".

    What’s a pinner?

    A pin like man pins the thread.

  • @sonu said:

    @jmaxwell said:

    @sonu said:

    @ehab said:
    i am ashamed fo you sonu
    running a bot like that

    here comes the

    Actually it wasn't a bot, a "pinner".

    What’s a pinner?

    A pin like man pins the thread.

    Why is pin

  • @sonu said:
    Maybe we need some wisdom words.

    No. We need more giveaway

    Thanked by 1dustinc
  • More..give..away

    Thanked by 1dustinc
  • @jmaxwell said:

    @sonu said:
    Maybe we need some wisdom words.

    No. We need more giveaway

    i need more money.

  • @ehab said:

    @jmaxwell said:

    @sonu said:
    Maybe we need some wisdom words.

    No. We need more giveaway

    i need more money.

    I believe we all need money.

  • @ehab said:

    @jmaxwell said:

    @sonu said:
    Maybe we need some wisdom words.

    No. We need more giveaway

    i need more money.

    Answer from chatgpt,

    If you need more money, there are a few steps you can take. First, consider ways to increase your income, such as asking for a raise at work or taking on additional part-time jobs or freelance work. You can also look for ways to save money, such as cutting back on unnecessary expenses or shopping around for better deals on bills and groceries. It's also a good idea to create a budget to help you manage your money more effectively and make sure you're not overspending. If you're still struggling to make ends meet, you may want to consider seeking financial assistance from a nonprofit organization or the government.

    Thanked by 1ehab
  • @jmaxwell said:
    More..give..away

    Don't you think there's giveaway in page 1000?

  • LET'S GOOO!!! ⚡⚡⚡

  • @dustinc said:

    @DeadlyChemist said:
    im still here, working on some projects...

    Good stuff, anything cool you can share with us? :)

    nothing as of now, but i have projects related to let/hosting/vps on queue

  • LET'S GOOO!!! ⚡⚡⚡

  • ON-THE-WAY-TO-1000

This discussion has been closed.