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Einstein, Newton, and Pascal are hanging out one afternoon. Einstein is bored, so he suggests, “Let’s play hide-and-seek. I’ll be it!” The others agree, so Einstein begins counting. “One… Two… Three…” Pascal runs off right away to find a place to hide. But Newton merely takes out a piece of chalk and draws a 1 meter x 1 meter square. He finishes and steps into the square just as Einstein shouts, “Ready or not — here I come!” Einstein looks up and immediately spots Newton standing right in front of him. He says, “I found you, Pascal!”
A recent finding by statisticians shows the average human has one breast and one testicle.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
940 and 2.2m
there is room for few more
Why should the number 288 never be mentioned?
It’s two gross.
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”?
Because every play has a cast.
Invoice #4991755 please double my bandwidth. Thanks.
Invoice #4991755 order number: 1556697887
please double my bandwidth. Thanks. @dustinc
Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar.
“Get out of here!” shouts the bartender. “We don’t serve your type.”
Rest in peace to boiling water. You will be mist.
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.
No joke.
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.
No joke.
What happened to the astronaut who stepped on chewing gum?
He got stuck in Orbit.
We have a genetic predisposition for diarrhea. Runs in our jeans.
Double bandwidth, please and thank you.
Order Number: 8104831008
Invoice #4903423
Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a French cafe, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. He says to the waitress, “I’d like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream.”
The waitress replies, “I’m sorry, Monsieur, but we’re out of cream. How about with no milk?”
cant stop wont stop..
just kidding,
can stop will stop
There are only two hard things in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.
Sister joke
What did the cell say to his sister cell after stepping on his foot?
Mitosis.
k that's all
Invoice #4992658 please double my vps
With double VPS comes double invoice
But, differently from requesting to double the bandwidth, you can request to double your VPSs infinitely, until provider has resources.
Entries for our main giveaway are now closed off. Winners of the main giveaway will be announced publicly 12/5/2022 @ 8 PM PST within this thread. We will be streaming this event on our YouTube channel at that time. We will make another post in this thread with the YouTube URL closer to this date.
The party continues
Our engagement giveaway will continue until Dec/20/2022. In addition to random surprise giveaways throughout this thread!