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OFFICIAL B-L-A-C-K-F-R-I-D-A-Y THREAD -- COMMUNITY ENDORSED! Take a peek! (RackNerd's Black Friday)
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Heard about that new band called 1023 MB? They haven't had any gigs yet.
I work in customer service, because I'm really good at apologizing for things that aren't my fault.
Come on Frank, don't stop those customer service wisdom. Together we can take it to 1000
Moooarrr moooarr
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
Well, gigabyte or gibibyte?
How many customer service representatives does it take to change a lightbulb?
"Your upvote is very important to us, please be assured that we will make the punchline available to you as soon as possible."
Kangaroo 911: What’s your emergency?
Kangaroo: I can’t find my children
Kangaroo 911: Did you check your pockets?
Kangaroo: Oh nevermind.
A Twitter exchange between an angry customer and an apologetic Domino’s Pizza:
Customer: Yoooo I ordered a Pizza & Came with no toppings on it or anything, it's just bread.
Domino’s: We’re sorry to hear about this!
Customer (minutes later): Never mind, I opened the pizza upside down.
I got a psychic reading that said I was going to die happy.
The next day I went and got a job in customer service so I'd live forever.
The only qualification for working at an airline is making a confused face at a monitor.
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light-bulb?
Only one, but she has to do it while you’re eating dinner.
Thank you for calling the Weight Loss Hotline. If you'd like to lose a half pound right now, press "1" 18,000 times.
Comcast has announced they are giving all customers a free month of service and increasing internet speeds permanently on April 1st.
Client: Please remove the unnecessary circle at the end of the sentence.
Me: You mean… the period ?
Client: I don’t care what you designers call it; it is unsightly. Delete it.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
I, for one, like Roman numerals.
giveawaybites
That's it for me folks. Hope you have enjoyed it as much as I have.
Please remember we'll be playing here through December 20th so if you liked the show invite your friends.
@dustinc
Hello, I would like to double the bandwidth.
Order: 4933768294
Thanks!
bye
hmm so it's just me again
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
What did the DNA said to the other DNA?
"Do these genes make me look fat?"
What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
"Make me one with everything."
@dustinc Long live Racknerd
Please double order number 2408198068 bandwitch
@dustinc Order: #6030949146 , double bandwith and FREE Clientexec license please
@dustinc Order: 3748857441, double BW.. Thanks.
@dustinc
Invoice #4909813
Please double the bandwidth.
I searched for customer service jokes and found this one .