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  • Hello!

    Please double bandwidth.
    Order Number: 4578580623
    Thanks!

  • @MooCowGalaxy said:
    I’m back, good morning!

    Good morning

  • Hello, I would like to double the bandwidth.
    Order Number: 6896175657
    Invoice 4905754
    Thanks!

  • @sonu said:

    Good morning

    Hey! How are you doing?

  • @jmaxwell said:
    Three IT Guys walk into a bar.
    Three I.T. Guys walk into a bar. A sysadmin, a help desk tech, and a network engineer.

    The Network engineer immediately starts a conversation with everyone at the bar. The help desk tech orders a drink for himself and starts asking a crying girl how he can help solve her problems. The bartender looks at the Sysadmin who is watching the Help desk Tech. "What will it be?"

    The sysadmin takes a long look at the bartender, then walks over to the networking tech, and watches him for a minute before heading over the the help desk tech. The Help desk Tech is still trying to figure out why the girl is crying at the bar. He looks over the situation for a second and orders the girl a drink. She stops crying, takes her drink and walks over to networking to join in the conversation.

    Dumbfounded, The Help desk tech asked how the Sysadmin knew what to do.

    "It was a simple fix, she just needed to communicate with the server."

    Too difficult to read for me. Please send gif next

  • is chef comming back?

  • @jmaxwell said:
    one more TCP Joke

    A TCP packet walks into a bar and says, “I’d like a beer.” The bartender replies, “You want a beer?” The TCP packet replies, “Yes, I’d like a beer.”

    This has to be the most suitable way

  • @sonu said:

    Too difficult to read for me. Please send gif next

    Haha yeah it’s a lot of text

  • @DeadlyChemist said:
    is chef comming back?

    I don’t think the chef will come in the next few hours, if you’d like I can message you when the chef is going to make an appearance!

  • Please double the bandwidth for my flash order, thank you.
    Order Number: 9899245891
    Invoice #4858417

  • @MooCowGalaxy said:

    @sonu said:

    Good morning

    Hey! How are you doing?

    Good, how are you?

  • I've bought your VPS. Please double the bandwidth dear
    Invoice information:#4857955
    Thank you very much

  • @sonu said:

    Good, how are you?

    Just woke up, warming up some food right now :)

  • @MooCowGalaxy said:

    @DeadlyChemist said:
    is chef comming back?

    I don’t think the chef will come in the next few hours, if you’d like I can message you when the chef is going to make an appearance!

    yeah ofc, kinda shame there were no ressource sales like we demanded... :/ maybe tonioght (doubt)

    also, heard you won a dedi, congrats

  • @DeadlyChemist said:

    yeah ofc, kinda shame there were no ressource sales like we demanded... :/ maybe tonioght (doubt)

    also, heard you won a dedi, congrats

    Thanks! Gonna use it to host a few minecraft servers for my friends :)

  • @MooCowGalaxy said:

    @DeadlyChemist said:

    yeah ofc, kinda shame there were no ressource sales like we demanded... :/ maybe tonioght (doubt)

    also, heard you won a dedi, congrats

    Thanks! Gonna use it to host a few minecraft servers for my friends :)

    um you could have asked me aswell, i would host you one XD or few...

  • @DeadlyChemist said:

    @MooCowGalaxy said:

    @DeadlyChemist said:
    is chef comming back?

    I don’t think the chef will come in the next few hours, if you’d like I can message you when the chef is going to make an appearance!

    yeah ofc, kinda shame there were no ressource sales like we demanded... :/ maybe tonioght (doubt)

    also, heard you won a dedi, congrats

    Cow won a DEDI??? Wow

  • @MooCowGalaxy said:

    @DeadlyChemist said:
    is chef comming back?

    I don’t think the chef will come in the next few hours, if you’d like I can message you when the chef is going to make an appearance!

    Chef sent a few dm related to giveaways and went back to kitchen

  • @MooCowGalaxy said:

    @sonu said:

    Good, how are you?

    Just woke up, warming up some food right now :)

    Lol, I am eating brunch right now

  • @MooCowGalaxy said:

    @DeadlyChemist said:

    yeah ofc, kinda shame there were no ressource sales like we demanded... :/ maybe tonioght (doubt)

    also, heard you won a dedi, congrats

    Thanks! Gonna use it to host a few minecraft servers for my friends :)

    It’s for 3 months or did you get it extended for another 2 from GA

  • @jmaxwell said:

    It’s for 3 months or did you get it extended for another 2 from GA

    The server is for 6 months free, the service extension GA is only applicable to VPSes and I didn’t win that one so :)

  • @sonu said:

    @jmaxwell said:
    Three IT Guys walk into a bar.
    Three I.T. Guys walk into a bar. A sysadmin, a help desk tech, and a network engineer.

    The Network engineer immediately starts a conversation with everyone at the bar. The help desk tech orders a drink for himself and starts asking a crying girl how he can help solve her problems. The bartender looks at the Sysadmin who is watching the Help desk Tech. "What will it be?"

    The sysadmin takes a long look at the bartender, then walks over to the networking tech, and watches him for a minute before heading over the the help desk tech. The Help desk Tech is still trying to figure out why the girl is crying at the bar. He looks over the situation for a second and orders the girl a drink. She stops crying, takes her drink and walks over to networking to join in the conversation.

    Dumbfounded, The Help desk tech asked how the Sysadmin knew what to do.

    "It was a simple fix, she just needed to communicate with the server."

    Too difficult to read for me. Please send gif next

    Ok, next time when the party goes silent

  • @sonu said:

    Cow won a DEDI??? Wow

    It was mostly luck, I had pen and paper lying around just when he announced the challenge!

  • @jmaxwell said:

    Chef sent a few dm related to giveaways and went back to kitchen

    Cooking up some more meals for us in the future? 👀

  • @MooCowGalaxy said:

    @jmaxwell said:

    It’s for 3 months or did you get it extended for another 2 from GA

    The server is for 6 months free, the service extension GA is only applicable to VPSes and I didn’t win that one so :)

    Ok 6 months is awesome!!

  • Hello,
    I would like to double the bandwidth.
    Order: 4796883545

    thanks

  • @sonu said:

    Lol, I am eating brunch right now

    Nice, what are you eating right now?

  • Hello, I would like to double the bandwidth.

    Invoice ID: #4920313

    Thanks!

  • @jmaxwell said:

    Ok 6 months is awesome!!

    Yeah, I got really lucky last night!

  • VoidVoid Member
    edited November 2022

    @MooCowGalaxy said:

    @jmaxwell said:

    Chef sent a few dm related to giveaways and went back to kitchen

    Cooking up some more meals for us in the future? 👀

    Flash deals seem to be exclusive to 8 PM or so
    But we can expect GAs anytime and also based on demand.

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