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It's My Birthday !!! Birthday Bash

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  • AK_KWHAK_KWH Member, Patron Provider

    @miusang said:
    No Turkey location in the offer.

    Have in NAT bundle but in KVM
    1 CPU Cores
    2 GB RAM
    20 Gb SSD Disk Space
    1 TB Bandwidth @1 Gbps
    1 IPV4

    4.5$/Month
    https://khanwebhost.com/store/turkey-kvm-vps/level-1tky

  • yoursunnyyoursunny Member, IPv6 Advocate

    @lifetyper said:
    512GB RAM？？？

    @Hotmarer said:
    @AK_KWH Are you going to increase the amount of RAM next week or am I having a bug? Because I did not get 512 GB of RAM as it says in the offer.

    It's 512GB swap.
    They learned from Boomer.

    Thanked by 2Hotmarer dahartigan
  • AK_KWHAK_KWH Member, Patron Provider

    @Hotmarer said:
    @AK_KWH Are you going to increase the amount of RAM next week or am I having a bug? Because I did not get 512 GB of RAM as it says in the offer.

    its just BUG its MB

  • jason5545jason5545 Member
    edited April 2022

    @Nekki said:
    Let’s list some terms for male masturbation:

    • Bash the bishop
    • Crack one out
    • Tug
    • Spank the monkey
    • Have a date with Madame Palm and her five lovely daughters
    • Beat the meat

    Can you add more?

    Nice, definitely will add to my dictionary.

  • NekkiNekki Veteran

    @jason5545 said:

    @Nekki said:
    Let’s list some terms for male masturbation:

    • Bash the bishop
    • Crack one out
    • Tug
    • Spank the monkey
    • Have a date with Madame Palm and her five lovely daughters
    • Beat the meat

    Can you add more?

    Nice, definitely will add to my dictionary.

    • Choke the chicken
    • Five knuckle shuffle
    • Tommy tank
    • Yank the chain
    Thanked by 1jason5545
  • zedzed Veteran

    choke the chicken

  • VoidVoid Member

    @Nekki said:
    Let’s list some terms for male masturbation:

    • Bash the bishop
    • Crack one out
    • Tug
    • Spank the monkey
    • Have a date with Madame Palm and her five lovely daughters
    • Beat the meat

    Can you add more?

    Double bandwidth

    Thanked by 1ralf
  • craigbcraigb Member

    @jmaxwell said: Double bandwidth

    Double handwidth

  • NekkiNekki Veteran
    edited April 2022

    @craigb said:

    @jmaxwell said: Double bandwidth

    Double handwidth

    Sounds like that might make finding a satisfying grip difficult.

    Excellent for disciplining your ‘hoes’ though.

  • mcgreemcgree Member

    @yoursunny said:

    @lifetyper said:
    512GB RAM？？？

    @Hotmarer said:
    @AK_KWH Are you going to increase the amount of RAM next week or am I having a bug? Because I did not get 512 GB of RAM as it says in the offer.

    It's 512GB swap.
    They learned from Boomer.

    Since it is a KVM, we can treat it as a 512G hard drive.

    Thanked by 1yoursunny
  • NekkiNekki Veteran

    Fapping

    Thanked by 1Hotmarer
  • alvinalvin Member

    Happy Birthday!

  • ralfralf Member

    Oh, happy birthday! I somehow forgot to say that and moved straight into the jokes!

  • NekkiNekki Veteran

    Tossing

  • NekkiNekki Veteran

    Hand shandy

  • VoidVoid Member

    @Nekki said:
    Hand shandy

    Sand addy

  • NekkiNekki Veteran

    @jmaxwell said:

    @Nekki said:
    Hand shandy

    Sand addy

    And Sandy?

  • VoidVoid Member

    @Nekki said:

    @jmaxwell said:

    @Nekki said:
    Hand shandy

    Sand addy

    And Sandy?

    As lube, yes

  • NekkiNekki Veteran

    @jmaxwell said:

    @Nekki said:

    @jmaxwell said:

    @Nekki said:
    Hand shandy

    Sand addy

    And Sandy?

    As lube, yes

    Kinky

  • starservicesstarservices Member
    edited April 2022

    Where's this bukkake party at then? Titles misleading

  • NekkiNekki Veteran

    @starservices said:
    Where's this bukkake party at then? Titles misleading

    IKR?

  • AK_KWHAK_KWH Member, Patron Provider

    Thank you so much to all of you who wished me a happy birthday, I really appreciate all the love you have shown me today! <3

  • BKKHKBKKHK Member
    edited April 2022

    Post withdrawn.

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