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It's My Birthday !!! Birthday Bash
Hey Folks,
KhanWebHost PVT LTD is a privately owned company based out of Pakistan & Now registered in **UK **as Well. We have been in business since 2016 with currently about 2000+ valuable customers from every part of the world.
its my birthday so Happy birthday too meh!!! so lets bring something specials on Birthday lets start With KVM VPS
KVM Deals in USA/UK/France
- 512 MB RAM
- 256 MB Swap
- 1x vCPU
- 15GB SSD space
- 1TB transfer
- 1Gbps uplink
- 1x IPv4
- KVM/Virtualizor
- Location: Kansas City, London, Roubaix
18$/Year
https://khanwebhost.com/store/promotional-offer/birthday
Full Pack for NATKVM.net in USA/UK/France/Turkey
- 256 MB RAM
- 256 MB Swap
- 1x vCPU
- 5GB SSD space
- 1TB transfer
- 1Gbps uplink
- 1x IPv4
- KVM/Virtualizor
- Location: Kansas City, London, Roubaix,Turkey
35$ For a Year
https://khanwebhost.com/store/promotional-offer/birthday-deal-nat
Thanked by 1Chuck


Comments
In the UK, a bash is a slang term for a wank.
I hope you have a nice birthday wank.
Also, I assume the London location is OVH?
nice
not nice
Happy Birthday!! 🥳
@AK_KWH Happy Birthday
512GB RAM???
Do you have test ip of each data center?
OK. Then happy birthday wank!
London is lame. Pakistan VPS is what I'd buy.
https://exoticvm.com/?search=Pakistan
No results!
Only if there's a bishop involved.
only when the Bishop pops his head out...
nice
Let’s list some terms for male masturbation:
Can you add more?
Let's not spunk all over his offer threads - a bugger to get off.
as google said! https://i.imgur.com/UZd3gcb.png
yes its OVH London
Immediate release
https://frlg.khanwebhost.com/
https://trlg.khanwebhost.com/
https://kansaslg.khanwebhost.com/
i seem to have heard more than half of them in faketaxi
And "FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE" is reserved for when upstream yanks real hard.
Happy Birthday!
Man Pakistan is too costly yet to offer this is what i got for one VDS
https://i.imgur.com/kUXYdoX.png (431.40$/m) i m still in touch with upstream providers if i found any reasonable offer i will bring it here on LET
FakeTaxi is not realistic at all, I borrowed a black cab for a day, only picked up single women and not a single one didn’t have money for the fare or flashed their vagina at me. Absolute waste of a day.
im reading between the lines and it sounds like them single ladies might have flashed their jugs instead
Wrong demographic market segment
This guy gets it. Should have targeted lonely married women.
Reminds me of VIZ letters. For newer readers, a helpful introduction is here: https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2017/04/03/44-brilliant-amusing-readers-letters-viz/
@AK_KWH Are you going to increase the amount of RAM next week or am I having a bug? Because I did not get 512 GB of RAM as it says in the offer.
256 MB Swap
1x vCPU
5GB SSD space
1TB transfer
1Gbps uplink
1x IPv4
KVM/Virtualizor
Location: Kansas City, London, Roubaix,Turkey
35$ For a Year
Dedicated ip?
No Turkey location in the offer.
I m unable to edit the plan for NAT KVM
256 MB RAM
256 MB Swap
1x vCPU
5GB SSD space
1TB transfer
1Gbps uplink
KVM/Virtualizor
Location: Kansas City, London, Roubaix,Turkey