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We need a LowEndTherapist

because we're buying to many servers without need for them. Better we have just 1 server and rest of the money we invest into sisters.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compulsive_buying_disorder

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  • DPDP Administrator, The Domain Guy

    The LowEndTherapist will soon realize that his "therapy" will be useless due to Black Friday, Cyber Monday and Christmas.

  • @thedp said: The LowEndTherapist will soon realize that his "therapy" will be useless due to Black Friday, Cyber Monday and Christmas.

    W00t W00t

  • deankdeank Member, Troll

    The end is nigh.

    Thanked by 1coolice
  • yoursunnyyoursunny Member, IPv6 Advocate

    @1030 said:
    because we're buying to many servers without need for them.

    I have 4 paid servers at the moment and I do need them:

    • vps1, Virmach LAX, 1920MB: QUIC-to-UDP gateway serving Africa, Asia, and Europe
    • vps4, SpartanHost SEA, 1GB: main website
    • vps5, Virmach BUF, 384MB: push-ups repository server
    • vps8, MaxKVM AMS, 1GB: QUIC-to-UDP gateway serving Americas, Antarctica, and Oceania

    I plan to cancel vps5 and merge it into vps1.

    Better we have just 1 server and rest of the money we invest into sisters.

    If I have only one server, viewers will experience higher latency. Commercial CDN doesn't support UDP based services.

    Thanked by 1ariq01
  • @yoursunny look at me:
    1. liteserver NL 2GB: keyhelp panel with all my websites
    2. ionos UK 512MB: vpn
    3: hostus NL 2GB: nothing
    3. vps2day CH 2GB: nothing
    4. vpsnet LT 2GB: nothing
    5. sonicfast UK 2GB: nothing
    6. virmach NL 1,25GB: nothing
    7. virmach US 512MB: nothing

  • angstromangstrom Moderator, Veteran

    @1030 said: Better we have just 1 server and rest of the money we invest into sisters.

    You wouldn't have another or a previous account here, would you?

  • I'll offer therapy for $7/month

    I also have an ipv6 only, nat based therapy plan for $5/year

  • @duckeeyuck said:
    I'll offer therapy for $7/month

    I also have an ipv6 only, nat based therapy plan for $5/year

    Thanked by 1PulsedMedia
  • @1030 said:
    because we're buying to many servers without need for them. Better we have just 1 server and rest of the money we invest into sisters.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compulsive_buying_disorder

    agree!!!!

  • yoursunnyyoursunny Member, IPv6 Advocate

    @1030 said:
    @yoursunny look at me:
    3: hostus NL 2GB: nothing
    3. vps2day CH 2GB: nothing
    4. vpsnet LT 2GB: nothing
    5. sonicfast UK 2GB: nothing
    6. virmach NL 1,25GB: nothing
    7. virmach US 512MB: nothing

    Push the big red button and cancel them, or create 256MB containers on them and start a microLXC competitor.

    Thanked by 11030
  • You don't go to a bar for AA.

  • @duckeeyuck said:
    I'll offer therapy for $7/month

    I also have an ipv6 only, nat based therapy plan for $5/year

    😄😄😄👌

  • first u need sister(s):

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    ..
    ....
    ........
    it's better to buy more vps

  • @1030 said: invest into sisters.

    not so easy to mantain more than one sister , so let the difficult work for me .

  • verovero Member, Host Rep
    edited February 2021

    @1030 said:
    because we're buying to many servers without need for them. Better we have just 1 server and rest of the money we invest into sisters.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compulsive_buying_disorder

    Enjoy while you can, because many of us have to cope and sponsor buying disorders of our wives. I would really prefer those 6 or 60 redundant servers instead of that.

  • raindog308raindog308 Administrator, Veteran

    Here you go:

    ELIZA: Please tell me what you're feeling right now.
    YOU: I have a compulsion to buy cheap VPSes.
    
    ELIZA: What feelings do you have about this ?
    YOU: Obsession
    
    ELIZA: By the way, please understand that I can't always give you an attuned response.
    -- But, please go on.
    YOU: I can't stop buying them.
    
    ELIZA: What if you could stop buying them ?
    YOU: Then I'd have more money.
    
    ELIZA: Keep feeling your body. Please go on.
    YOU: It's really bad when black friday comes around.
    
    ELIZA: How do you feel about that ?
    YOU: OH MY GOD IT IS THE BEST.
    
    ELIZA: That is interesting. Please continue.
    YOU: I use more power idling cores than some third world countries use to make water.
    
    ELIZA: Tell me more about this.
    YOU: Should I feel guilty?
    
    ELIZA: So, you feel guilty. What else do you feel ?
    YOU: Like I need to buy more low end VPSes.
    
  • Now I have 8 VPS running and I'm constantly looking for new ones.
    If you could find a LowEndTherapist, please tell me.

  • Thank you I'll take one priority queue for LowEndTherapist. 🤡🤡🤡

  • DPDP Administrator, The Domain Guy

    For some reason I just read that as TheLowEndRapist :|

  • need I pay? :o :D

  • angstromangstrom Moderator, Veteran

    @angstrom said:

    @1030 said: Better we have just 1 server and rest of the money we invest into sisters.

    You wouldn't have another or a previous account here, would you?

    I see that I rightly suspected this guy ...

  • skorupionskorupion Member, Host Rep

    @thedp said:
    For some reason I just read that as TheLowEndRapist :|

    Thats just racknerd and Dustin C.

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  • As OP's account got fried for some reason do we still need one?

    Thanked by 1Offshore_Solutions
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