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RACKNERD-DAVE
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Good luck with this one!
LETS GO
yes finally
Must comment: #RACKNERD-DAVE
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USER123-THE-GOAT
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Liar! I have many fans.
Apparently the internet gods are with me and my reaction times are awesome thanks to BF adrenaline and I managed to post the first comments for both Ashburn giveaways.
Therefore I decided to donate one of them to the user who posts the best one-line joke within the next 5 mins and tags it with my nick (if that's ok with @dustinc)
I pick the winner, no whining
you just did it. no whining on LET? who'll ever top that?
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather… Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
I'd say OP's mum, but @dustinc has been good to us. So....OP's frenemy's mum?
wanna share your bot? I got some BTCs to donate
Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter. @tomle,
What do you call an IT teacher who touches his students? A PDF file!
My life
@tomle Why did the old man fall into the well? He couldn’t see that well
RACKNERD-DAVE
HERE IS BEST ONE-LINER!
He only forgot to tag
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Alright, 5 mins have gone by, the winner is @fitkoh
Original and so true, had me actually lol
I'll ask @dustinc to transfer one of them to @fitkoh when I get that PM.
RACKNERD-FAMILY!! Rules With The Gifts!
RACKNERD-DAVE
Double Bandwidth please: Your Order Number is: 2505214480
But how will I maintain my brooding pessimism?!?
oh no