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★ VirMach ★ Black Friday & Cyber Week 2018 ★ RAID 10 SSD ★ OpenVZ & KVM ★ Check inside for offers!

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  • ben47955ben47955 Member

    uptime said: Buffalo ?

    yes

  • uptimeuptime Member

    Buffalo.

  • ben47955ben47955 Member

    omg, yes

  • uptimeuptime Member

    Buffalo!

  • donlidonli Member

    Buffalo!!

    Thanked by 2uptime imok
  • plumbergplumberg Veteran, Megathread Squad

    Hello

    Thanked by 1uptime
  • uptimeuptime Member

    Hola!

    What's .nu ?

    :)

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  • pullangcubopullangcubo Member

    So, is anyone here doing anything else with your BF/CM stash aside from idling?

    Thanked by 1uptime
  • uptimeuptime Member

    they do make fine webservers

  • ben47955ben47955 Member

    The Fat32 deal is a really nice remote desktop.

    Thanked by 1uptime
  • ehabehab Member

    those are left

     3 cores  
  Memory    4 GB   
  Disk Space    40 GB  
  Bandwidth 1.95 TB  
  Recurring Amount   $25.80 USD 
  Next Due Date 11/26/2019
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  4 cores  
  Disk Space    60 GB  
  Bandwidth 100 GB  
  Memory    8 GB  
  Recurring Amount $24.00 USD
  Next Due Date 11/27/2019
    Thanked by 1uptime
  • EdmondEdmond Member

    @virmach could have been a perfect opportunity to post another wall of your eggs during this past Easter.

    When more buffalo offers? 😃

  • plumbergplumberg Veteran, Megathread Squad

    @pullangcubo said:
    So, is anyone here doing anything else with your BF/CM stash aside from idling?

    Going green. Powering off the idling servers...

    Trying to make a positive impact

    Thanked by 2pullangcubo uptime
  • uptimeuptime Member

    Powering off the idling servers...

    Also known as hyperidling - good stuff!

    ♫ Buffalo in a coma - you know you know it's really serious ♫ ♪

    Thanked by 1plumberg
  • ben47955ben47955 Member

    Idling thread

  • plumbergplumberg Veteran, Megathread Squad

    Silence is golden??

    Thanked by 1uptime
  • plumbergplumberg Veteran, Megathread Squad

    Hello

  • donlidonli Member

    @plumberg said:
    Hello

    Thanked by 1uptime
  • randomqrandomq Member

    I accidentally idled myself.

    Thanked by 1uptime
  • uptimeuptime Member
    edited May 2019

    WAKE UP SHEEPLE BUFFALOE !!1!

  • imokimok Member

    @donli that was beautiful.

    Not as beautiful as the free SSD32G I used to have, though.

  • donlidonli Member

    @imok said:
    @donli that was beautiful.

    Not as beautiful as the free SSD32G I used to have, though.

    Only accept free things that recurr, otherwise it is too painful when the end comes.

    Thanked by 2uptime imok
  • uptimeuptime Member
    edited May 2019

    the best things in life after death

    are for not to be being reincarnated as buffaloe

    this is truely true freedom: मोक्ष ~ release from the eternal cycle of suffering

    as per http://www.mesosyn.com/myth2-16.html

    He should be of dark color, resembling the rain-cloud, with two arms and a buffalo head, fire-colored eyes and sharp side-tusks. He stands on his buffalo mount, under which a body is seen lying. In his right hand he holds a danda, a skull-headed club. In his left, He holds a noose of rope

    EDIT2: VirMach origin story?

    The following story describes the relationship between Yama and Yamantaka:
    A holy man was told that if he meditated for the next 50 years, he would achieve enlightenment.
    The holy man meditated in a cave for 49 years, 11 months and 29 days, until he was interrupted by two thieves who broke in with a stolen buffaloe.
    After beheading the buffaloe in front of the hermit, they ignored his requests to be spared for but a few minutes, and beheaded him as well.
    In his near-enlightened fury, this holy man became Yama, the god of Death, took the buffaloe's head for his own, and killed the two thieves, drinking their blood from cups made of their skulls.
    Still enraged, Yama decided to kill everyone in Tibet.
    The people of Tibet, fearing for their lives, prayed to the bodhisattva Manjusri, who took up their cause. He transformed himself into Yamantaka, similar to Yama but ten times more powerful and horrific.
    In their battle, everywhere Yama turned, he found infinite versions of himself. Manjusri as Yamantaka defeated Yama, and turned him into a protector of Buddhism.

    EDIT3:

    this is why buffaloe must remain idle at all times

    as GFW DPI will now be working overtime

    such is life ... (and death)

  • Daniel15Daniel15 Veteran

    @pullangcubo said:
    So, is anyone here doing anything else with your BF/CM stash aside from idling?

    I'm using one of mine with Prometheus and Grafana for monitoring various other servers, and as a (Windows) Jenkins build server. It's working well.

    Thanked by 1uptime
  • donlidonli Member
    edited May 2019

    @Daniel15 said:

    I'm using one of mine ... as a (Windows) Jenkins build server.

    Non-idle vpses do the devil's work.

    Thanked by 1uptime
  • imokimok Member

    @uptime what the fuck are you talking about?

    Anyway, Virmach.

    Thanked by 1uptime
  • uptimeuptime Member

    I'm talking about the Buffaloe!

    (Virmach fan fiction.)

  • donlidonli Member

    @uptime said:
    I'm talking about the Buffaloe!

    (Virmach fan fiction.)

    Peddling buffaloe-sex graphic novels are ya?

    Thanked by 1uptime
  • uptimeuptime Member
    edited May 2019

    I particularly enjoyed reading this one

    The Wind spirit gave him two things. "One of these is a magic herb," said the Wind spirit. "The other is dried mud from a medicine wallow. If the Buffalo catch up with you, first throw behind you the magic herb. If they come too close to you again, throw down the dried mud."
    The next day was the day of the race. At sunrise the young Buffalo gathered at the starting place. When Braveness joined them, they began making fun of him, telling him he was a man buffalo and therefore had not the power to outrun them. Braveness ignored their jeers, and calmly lined up with them at the starting point.
    An old Buffalo started the race with a loud bellow, and at first Braveness took the lead, running very swiftly. But soon the others began gaining on him, and when he heard their hard breathing close upon his heels, he threw the magic herb behind him. By this time he was growing very tired and thought he could not run any more. He looked back and saw one Buffalo holding his head down and coming very fast, rapidly closing the space between him and Braveness. Just as this Buffalo was about to catch up with him, Braveness threw down the dried mud from the medicine wallow.
    Soon he was far ahead again, but he knew that he had used up the powers given him by the Wind spirit. As he neared the goal set for the race, he heard the pounding of hooves coming closer behind him. At the last moment, he felt a strong wind on his face as it passed him to stir up dust and keep the Buffalo from overtaking him. With the help of the Wind spirit, Braveness crossed the goal first and won the race. After that, none of the Buffalo ever challenged him again, and he and Buffalo Woman lived peacefully with the herd until they were ready to return to his Caddo people.
    Not long after their return to Braveness's home, Buffalo Woman gave birth to a handsome son. They named him Buffalo Boy, and soon he was old enough to play with the other children of the village. One day while Buffalo Woman was cooking dinner, the boy slipped out of the lodge and went to join some other children at play. They played several games and then decided to play that they were Buffalo. Some of them lay on the ground to roll like Buffalo, and Buffalo Boy also did this. When he rolled over twice, he changed into a real Buffalo calf. Frightened by this, the other children ran for their lodges.

    This is why it is important for buffaloe to remain idle.

    EDIT2: 200 days until Black Friday!

  • ben47955ben47955 Member
    edited May 2019

    What a wall of text
    TLDR please xd

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